this weekend was incredible.

1)it took three hours to get to iowa city
2)there is a giant frying pan in iowa
3)people from ohio are hilarious
4)people from ohio are hilarious to ride in the car with
5)boy farts smell so bad
6)i saw two different sets of lips get pierced
7)i snuck into a church in mason city
8)i went swinging in mason city
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You have a 66% chance of surviving a T-Rex Attack


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arizona

personally,... i thought today was may day. I'll be honest. I was excited all day. then i realized it was only march 1. then,...i realized that i love march, and the fact that i can now get shamrock shakes. and spring break. and st. patricks day. and sun.

also: is passing on residential streets just strongly frowned upon or definetly illegal? ( Read more... )

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the pool hall is a shady place.

that gives me free pop.

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hello geoff. nice to find your myspace, nice to find you live close.

hairball (y) is a thing of the past.

enough of local hotties, we're going global.  different story real quick:


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