beer [002]

[movedbymiller]

So, I've been informed that I need a job.

I've been bartending since I was old enough to pick up a bottle. Not sure if that's something to be proud of or not, but the point is, I've got experience.

Also, this ticking. It's gotta stop. Anyone looking for a roommate? Or a puppy or a cat I can buy, at least?

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[dresden4hire]

We actually have several open rooms in our apartment, if you're interested.

[dresden4hire]

Ah. I see you're already acquainted with the Greek God of Bowflex.

[movedbymiller]

So, I'm moving in with at least two attractive men and getting home-cooked meals? Be still my beating heart.

[dresden4hire]

Well, there's eight of us total, so it offers all sorts of things. There is a jacuzzi tub though.

[movedbymiller]

Harry Dresden, you are my Elvis.

[dresden4hire]

Really? And I didn't even have to break out the guitar and the white suit.

[movedbymiller]

Or the alcohol or the fake death.

Actually, the former would be pretty nice. What are the drinking rules?

[dresden4hire]

Don't be disruptive or give it to people who can't handle it? I don't know that we've ever needed to instill drinking rules. Also, if you buy any fancy electronics Bob and I will short them out. And by fancy I mean post WWII.

[movedbymiller]

I knew there had to be a catch. So am I being forced into an Amish existence?

[dresden4hire]

No. Youko has a TV, she just has to keep it in her room and I just have to stay out of there.

[movedbymiller]

I think I prefer company to TVs anyway. I think I'm gonna bring a housewarming gift, since I just got a job and everything too. Have you ever tried Jack Daniels and whipped cream?

[dresden4hire]

I think so, but I'm pretty sure it had some mouse scampers and moon beams in it too.

[movedbymiller]

...Wow, okay. None for you then.

[dresden4hire]

Trying just the Jack and the whipped cream might be better though. Potions always taste like flat soda mixed with mud anyways.

[movedbymiller]

Oh, I forgot! The whole wizard thing. Gonna show me some magic?

[dresden4hire]

Bob wasn't enough?