Office Hours, Monday

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool was in the internet today. And no, not for porn. Or even to visit those fun RPGs or message boards where he mocked the fanboys mercilessly.

They deserved it. Who shipped Nate and Irene, really? It was just funny.

But never mind that.

He was trying to find a gift for Arashi. This was turning out to be harder than he thought.

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[multi_madrox]

"Hi Wade," Jamie said wandering into the office. "I have a question for you. If my older self knocked up a certain member of his team would that also make me the father and would I have to do babysitting duties?"

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool made a face at the thought, but gave it thought.

"Yes. Yes it does. Also? If it's Terry, death will not come fast enough for Madrox 1.0 when I find him," He continued cheerfully.

[multi_madrox]

"Well it's not her but he did bang her," Jamie said putting his feet up on Wade's desk. "A lot. Tons even. All the time while he was sleeping with Monet."

[mouthy_merc]

"Are you trying to get me to kill 1.0?" Deadpool asked after a moment. "'Cause I was planning on doing that after the next big X-Event."

[tricksy_spy]

Aly was wandering. Rather aimlessly really. And if the wandering just happened to bring her to his door, then that's what happened. She leaned against the door frame for a moment. "Finding delights in the internets?"

[mouthy_merc]

If only...

Wade glanced up, waving at Aly before going back to clicking things. "Christmas shopping. Think a gun is romantic?"

[tricksy_spy]

"For Arashi? No," she said definitely.

[mouthy_merc]

"Damn." More clicking. "Well it's not like I've actually bought any of this stuff in a while. Maybe he'll be happy with a puppy? Ooo! or a car? With a giant bow?"