25 Unicorn Lane, Tuesday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

There was candy on the coffee table. Lots of candy.

He owed two people some and hopefully they'd both be around. If not, he was going to find out what a sugar high mixed with his base level sanity was like. It was for science!

[[ooc: Open for the roomies, not!husband, or... well if you have a reason for pestering Wade, feel free.]]

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[namelessblade]

Their little hunting excursion for things that could be killed without getting in trouble a complete failure, Kenpachi and his lieutenant returned home in a not-so-pleasant mood. The mood stayed for Kenpachi as he went to the fridge to find his substitute for fighting, alcohol, but Yachiru was almost immediately drawn into the living room with an excited dash.

Her suspicions were confirmed. "CANDY!" she called out happily, and decended on the coffee table like a locust.

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool grabbed a few bags before they could be eaten. "Those ones are for someone else!" He said, hoping he wouldn't get his hand bitten off.

[namelessblade]

There may have been a finger that got nibbled before Yachiru looked up at Red with big, wide, wibbly eyes at the decrease of her candy options. "Do you have a guest coming, Red-san? Or are those for Ken-chan? He doesn't like candy, so if that's the case, you can really just let me have them. He won't mind, I promise."

[mouthy_merc]

"I have a guest coming over and he'll get stabby if I don't give him candy like I promised," Deadpool told her sadly.

[konoha_flash]

Arashi knocked as he went inside, looking around for his Not!husband. he'd been promised real candy and after fortifying his house all weekend he needed it.

"Wade?"

[mouthy_merc]

There was a bag of Sweet Tarts aimed at his head as soon as he got into range.

What? He was a ninja! Ninja's could catch that!

[konoha_flash]

He could catch it and pop a few into his mouth with one fell swoop!

Arashi grinned happily. "Now this is candy!" He plopped down on the couch and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Thank you."

[mouthy_merc]

"Well I promised you candy, even though chocolate totally counts as candy, damn it."

[sarcasm_guy]

Sokka was running out of time... So he put his most cheerful face on, and knocked on Deadpool's door.

[mouthy_merc]

"It's open as long as you aren't selling anything." Pause. "Unless it's those delicious Thin Mints."

[sarcasm_guy]

"HI!" Sokka bubbled, waving at Deadpool as he walked in the door. And, what the heck, at Yondaime, too. "Hi Sifu Deadpool!" he said cheerfully. "Since you're my favorite teacher and all, I thought I'd come say hi to you! This is an awesome house!!!"

It should be noted that, as a measure of just how hard Sokka's trying to scout for scrolls without letting on that he's looking, he hadn't yet run for the candy bowl.

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool frowned. "...Ponytail," He said, nodding slowly. "Should I start thinking that people are breaking into my room while you distract us?"