Fic, KKM, Say It Like You Mean It

[mousapelli]

Title: Say It Like You Mean It [Yuuri/Wolfram]
Rating/Warnings: Hard R for what Yuuri thinks is dirty talk. And Yozak.
Summary: Wolfram stumbles upon a conversation that is not for delicate ears, and Murata thinks Yuuri ought to make the most of the situation.
AN: Thanks to ramen_addict for the beta, and to marksykins for having ridiculous AIM conversations with me.

Comments

[mousapelli]

I may be willing to lend him out for a while, so long as I get Murata with his shiny shiny glasses. Besides, after having a boyfriend Maou whose spirit refuses to rest for the last thousand years, i'm sure Murata is better than anybody at dirty talk.

[chastity_rowan]

"Pfft!" Yozak waved off Yuuri's concern over his physical welfare. "You don't know much about Wolfram, do you? He wants you to be more dominant! Haven't you seen the way his eyes sparkle when you yell back at him?"

"Why does everyone think that's sparkle?!" Yuuri howled. "That's not sparkle, it's homicidal fury!"

Amongst the dirty talk (which I so adore btw) and whatnot, this one made me roll! The humor and smut combination was perfect :3

Applause and so much love to Yozak for educating our beloved Maou. And to you so much more love for writing it ^_~

[mousapelli]

ahahaha, i'm so glad you pulled that line, cause it was one of my favorites in the fic! Nobody takes Yuuri's concerns seriously.

Thanks so much! sometimes the boys get a little bit out of control and its hard to tell whether the smut and hilarity are meshing. but then again, look at the source material. Glad you liked it!

[mousapelli]

Thanks! i'm glad you enjoyed it.

[evercool]

That is CLASSIC XDDDDDD Nyahaha. It makes me happy whenever you write KKM, mwaha. Because Yozak and Wolfram can always cheer me up, and as you usually have them in the same fic... it's a win win situation XD

[mousapelli]

Yozak is a great big troublemaker. I'm glad you liked it!

[evercool]

Yup! And gah, I forgot to compliment your Yuuri XD You do all 3 of them perfect! *smooch* And also, your sense of humor wins ;)

[fullmoon_san]

OMG! I just about died reading this fic. There were soooo many good lines in it....just some of my faves are :

"Why does everyone think that's sparkle?!" Yuuri howled. "That's not sparkle, it's homicidal fury!"
loved the homicidal fury....to funny and so true...hehehe

and

"Dick, pecker, the red bearbee, the demon sword…"
...demon sword....words don't even being to describe my laughter at that one..hehehehe..

you must write more, please

[mousapelli]

I'm not completely sure that yuuri is going to survive this marriage, but he secretly loves it. Maybe it's not even a secret.

Haha, i'm sure Mazoku have some great euphemisms for their bits. Thanks, i'm glad you liked it!