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[mountain_jew]

Getting jumped kinda sucks! Hard!

Knowing that I can defend myself pretty well if need be is kind of reassuring though.

Good friends and free whiskey are the best cures.

Whatchoo got next for me, Brooklyn?!

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[mountain_jew]

I don't know! This car drove by and shouted, "fucking hipsters!" and a dude hopped out and he was yelling at us and then he punched my friend Nicholas in the head and then his car came back and his friends got out and I shouted something about them going away or something and then the one girl with them started walking up to me like she was going to hit me, so I threw my arms up in the air and shouted, "I don't want to fight you!" which really just translates into, "I'll let you hit me in the face first!" So she punched me in the face and then I punched her back and it was stupid and they got in their car and left. AND THEN THEY CAME BACK! And the girl hopped out of the car and was like, "you made me bleed!" and I said, "and I'll do it again if you don't leave me alone!" but she tried to fight me AGAIN and it was stupid AGAIN and she wound up with a torn shirt and a missing chunk of hair and I wound up with a scratch on my left cheek and a slightly bruised right cheek bone.

So, in conclusion: I have street cred to spare now!

[mountain_jew]

Ahaha, I thought maybe since I had made her bleed, that I had the upper hand and I could just intimidate her into getting back in her car and not trying to punch me in the face again. Apparently, that wasn't the case.

[subwaystitches]

Where were you? We still need to hang out!!

[mountain_jew]

I was in Bushwick, about a block away from the Wreck Room. We totes should hang out! Give me a call! 727.992.9440!

[oneyearasatiger]

GRAB THAT BITCH BY THE WEAVE! HAHAHA YR MY HERO!

[mountain_jew]

NO ONE CALLS ME A HIPSTER AND LIVES TO TELL TALE!

[tracyleaisafox]

hey, this is chris uhler. i decided to sell out again and make a lj. i heard about this jumping. very intense.

[mountain_jew]

Hey Chris Uhler!