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[mountain_jew]

1. Despite my best efforts, I do not know how to cure olives. Olives are bullshit anyways. Not really, they're actually great, but I'm pissed I couldn't figure it out and then when I thought I could, Valentino's was out of olives. M-A-L-A-R-K-Y. Maybe next olive season I'll try again.

2. THE NEXT DUDE THAT TRIES TO SHOW ME A MATH BASED "MAGIC

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[lyxzenfever]

I LOVE YOU

[mountain_jew]

NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU, BOOO