I've always liked the Metal Gear series, but I've never eagerly anticipated the next installment or anything. That being said, the trailer for Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater will rock your dick off. I watched it this morning and it just dismantled my "situation." My ass was a loose cannon and Metal Gear just took it's gun and it's badge. There ( Read more... )

I broke down and bought ESPN NFL 2K5 for Xbox. There is something seriously wrong with this as I don't give a flying fuck about sports of any kind. I figured, Danny's getting it on Friday, Dave bought it (and an Xbox, finally), Jimmy got it, Glenn got it, and I'm assuming Kevin got it, so I've been begging motherfuckers to get on Xbox Live for ( Read more... )

I just got back from the dentist and my mouth hurts like hell. Is that supposed to happen? Not that anybody cares about my dental hygiene, but I still have this fucking decalcification problem that makes it so I can't eat sugar or, recently, salt without feeling like I got shot in the fucking face. With a gun that shoots steel-toed boots ( Read more... )

It may just be my incredibly juvenile sense of humor, or my love of comic books, but these seriously made me laugh so hard I cried.


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Holy fucking Jesus Goddam Christ shit on my face, Spider-Man 2 is AWESOME. I wish I had as many dicks as Doctor Octopus has arms so that I could have had 5 more boners during that movie. As a huge comic book dork it gets my full endorsement. I hope it makes eleventy-seventy billion dollars and another sequel is in pre-production as I write this ( Read more... )

Been in a drawing slump lately. Everything I've churned out, I hate. I really need to get my shit together and make a serious attempt at actually getting better. Here's what I've drawn recently, if any of my fellow LJ artists (or anyone at all for that matter) wants to give me any advice, believe me, I'm listening...


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I'm drinking this new Coke shit, "C2" right now. The whole deal with it is that it's got lower calories than regular Coke, but not as low as Diet Coke. It's like, "Mediocre Coke" or something. So I look at the bottle, and, indeed, it says it only has 45 calories. But then I look at the servings per container, and it says 3, so that's actually, ( Read more... )

So I just got back from five days in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, where I experienced much awesomeness. The majority of my vacation can be summed up as thus ( Read more... )

I've ceased being amused by the Cicadas. For the first week I found them fascinating. Those motherfuckers were ALL over my house, to the point where every bit of plant life and the screen of my porch looked like they were covered in ornaments ala Satan's Christmas tree. That sounds horrible, but it was cool to watch them climb out of the ground ( Read more... )

2 years and 22 inches worth of hair gone in 15 minutes just because I felt like fucking around at 3am this morning. So now I've gone from "Dude, are you Jesus?!" to "Dude, are you a Nazi?!" Ah well. That's hardly worthy of a journal entry, but I'll probably have to update my background and user icons soon so it's sorta related ( Read more... )