Comments | mouldytailcoat: Just so as we're clear

mouldytailcoat

Just so as we're clear

Jul 12, 2005 10:57

Thanks to a certain "evil" Overlord, I am currently on my way back to Scotland in the back of some Muggle's truck. We've stopped to get some food, but it's raining and I'm soaked. I'm going to try to get the Knight Bus to pick me up, but I don't have high hopes ( Read more... )

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deanosovirtuoso July 12 2005, 18:22:36 UTC

Thank goodness I thought to leave my mule at home!

stolen_marbles July 12 2005, 20:57:47 UTC

But my new hat is lovely!

It looks just like a banana.

knot_a_nott July 14 2005, 10:00:42 UTC

I have some questions.

1. Does this mean we have to swallow our toothpaste?

2. What ARE we supposed to wear in the "Greate Hall"? Robes? Kilts? Knickers? Pantaloons? Skirts? Nothing? What?

3. This implies that it is okay to be "drunke" as long as we are not in possession of a bovine, and that it's okay to possess a bovine as long as we are not "drunke". Is that correct?

4. No, I'm afraid this one isn't obvious. The sharp end of what? Boiled eggs don't have sharp ends.

5. What's the point of this rule? Why would anyone wear armour at all, let alone in a church? Also, I wasn't aware that there was a church on the grounds.

6. Wouldn't this lead to a lot of tripping and bumping into things, as there are portraits everywhere?

7. What about washing a donkey? Or a goat? Or polishing our wands? Do we need permission for that?

8. You can't be serious. Because this would mean that women couldn't play Quidditch, and that just can't be. It's Quidditch!9. Can we remove pie from the Great Hall if we haven't started ( ... )

mouldytailcoat July 15 2005, 09:48:55 UTC

1. Not unless you take your toilet with the opposite sex.

2. Robes, you snot. What you normally wear to classes.

3. That is correct. However, I wish you luck getting the right forms for having a bovine-thing on the campus.

4. Boiled eggs do have a sharp end.

5. Just leave the bloody armour alone and we won't have any problems, eh?

6. Wear a helmet. That should make things more interesting to watch.

7. You don't have a donkey or a goat, so that's moot right there. Polish your wand on your own time.

8. You do have a point, here. No fun watching the lads play, eh? The Quidditch pitch is exempt.

9. No. The idea is that you eat the bloody pie in the Great Hall. Keep the mess in there; the house elves clean that.

10. Necessary, no. Fun, yes. Just make it visible.