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CRÄCK

Jan 23, 2006 03:47

BLEACHCRACK "FIC". Belive it or not, I've been writing this for a while. In the spirit of McSweeney's, I bring you:

( TRANSCRIPTS FROM IKEA'S CUSTOMER SERVICE LOG: Members of the Bleach cast put in phone orders. )

a fanfiction!, bleach (flashback only)

Comments 20

noshootingstars January 23 2006, 16:05:01 UTC

YOU...YOU...

askfdlnlrghfis...

!!!!!!

Never have I known such beauty. Or perfect characterization. If anyone ever asks me how Bleach characters would order from IKEA, now I can point them to this and say KT himself could not do it better.

Grimmjow, ahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, the love I feel for you!

motorbike January 23 2006, 18:45:50 UTC

&hearts

........... I just wanted to write Urahara smoking the ganja. Because he smokes a lot of ganja.

autophanous January 23 2006, 16:27:02 UTC

HAHAHAAHAHAHHA SHIT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

motorbike January 23 2006, 18:41:54 UTC

OMG I HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR THIS

sodzilla January 23 2006, 18:08:16 UTC

Now I want to watch Bleach. Drat.

motorbike January 23 2006, 18:46:11 UTC

DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

pinstripesuit January 23 2006, 18:48:49 UTC

BRILLANT.

[ORDER #193719666]

Ah,hahahahaha...

motorbike January 23 2006, 18:55:46 UTC

You noticed. :D Ohohohoho. I sooo clever. KOFF.

strigine January 23 2006, 19:30:15 UTC

They're all awesome, but the first one is diamond. XD

motorbike January 23 2006, 19:32:27 UTC

STONERS.