OK LISTEN YES YOU STARTED A FAD AND NO I DIDN'T ASK SAM TO FUCKING PEE ON ME DAMMIT SHE WAS STUMBLING AROUND DRUNK AS ALL HELL HOLLERIN' "BUCK I GOTTA PISS LET ME USE YOUR FACE FOR A TOILET! COME ON BUCK I GOTTA GO!" EVERY FEW MINUTES OR SO AND WHEN THE PARTY STARTED GETTING QUIETER AND PEOPLE WERE PASSING OUT OR GETTING SICK OR SOMETHING SO I MADE HER GET EVERYBODY AND MAKE THEM ALL STAND AROUND AND WATCH THAT I'D DO IT... AND KAYLYSSA IT WAS MUCH BETTER WITH YOU DEAR BECAUSE SAM STINKS A LOT AND I COULDN'T STAND IT AND I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN AND SHE'S ALSO REALLY STUPID FOR MAKING IT SOUND LIKE I GO AROUND BEGGING GIRLS TO PEE IN MY FACE OR SOMETHING WHICH IS A BIG LOAD OF SHIT BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO DO SOME CRAZY SHIT TO GET PEOPLE TO WAKE UP... SAM NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT HER AND DEREK BAN HAD RED HOT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH EACH OTHER VERY SOON AFTER THIS WHOLE EPISODE... ASK HER TO POST SOME PICTURES OF THAT CRAZY SHIT!
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i'm mad you can't see the piss stream more clearly.
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