Comments | mothwentbad: What If a Car

mothwentbad

What If a Car

Jun 19, 2011 14:11

What if a car was more than a car ( Read more... )

parody, cars, lol, humor, your car, capitalism, satire

Comments 9

fatpie42 June 19 2011, 19:13:18 UTC

Brilliant. Love it! :)

mothwentbad June 19 2011, 20:15:06 UTC

It added unnecessary double-spacing when I cut and pasted it... fixed.

thisgirliknow June 19 2011, 22:24:19 UTC

My car always has my back.

mothwentbad June 20 2011, 00:30:17 UTC

You shouldn't be asking yourself, "Can this car get me laid?"

There's no question. It can.

You should be asking yourself, "How can I help this car get laid?"

csue_n_moo June 20 2011, 23:49:00 UTC

Oh, so THAT'S what those oversized hand-brake levers are for.

Wait - They're in the FRONT seat. Now I'm just confused.

mothwentbad June 20 2011, 23:51:09 UTC

Oh, they're in the front seat alright!

(I think that made sense...)

csue_n_moo June 21 2011, 20:26:23 UTC

BUT HOW THEN CAN I FUCK THE BACK SEAT???

? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Brain hurts now.

moondispatches June 21 2011, 22:45:43 UTC

Excellent.
I am going to reference this post next time my girlfriend gives me shit for driving a '65 Ford Galaxie.

mothwentbad June 21 2011, 22:46:34 UTC

Awesome.