The ant lion's guide to happiness

[mothwentbad]

Dig a conical pit in a field of fine sand. Wait for happiness to unwittingly stumble into your vicinity, and then flick bits of sand at it until tumbless antennae over abdomen into your ravenous maw. Sweet, crunchy happiness is YOURS. Om nom nom nom!

EDIT: Ok, this has context, sort of.

Comments

[aztec_mummy]

Crom, what a nightmarish creature.

[mothwentbad]

Oliver Cromwell was an ant lion?

Minus a gazillion nerd points.

[aztec_mummy]

Crom! God of the most famous Cimmerian barbarian of all time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9Aw5B4AJA

Re: Minus a gazillion nerd points.

[bec_87rb]

That one won't view in the States.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKLccwa0avg&list=SL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc&feature=related

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[a_tergo_lupi]

:)

[maru_mari]

I used to love feeding ant lions.

[mothwentbad]

What happened?!?

[samus_aran]

Oh, nothing. I still do, except they don't really live around here. ...or at least, I haven't found any to feed. :(

[mothwentbad]

Well, at least you're still a sadist. That's what's important.

[anais_pf]

You are very interesting.