so tell me

[noelleno]

are you

decent?

Comments

[foulfellow]

Perfectly.

[diyyat]

Most of the time.

[gavvers]

Except when you're committing felonies?

[diyyat]

I was fully clothed during all murders, thank you.

[gavvers]

I'd ask for eyewitnesses, but they're all dead.

[turnluck]

If somebody isn't, it's not like they're gonna raise their goddamn hand.

[zombieber]

Is this a trick question...?

[mirrormoves]

Depends on who's hiring.

[sparklingintern]

I don't think decency counts if it's conditional decency.