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[notsoattached]

Say someone looked exactly like you, minus shit like freckles I guess. Would you fuck them? Why or why not?

If it matters, they're not necessarily related to you (unless that turns you on, I don't know) and they're not a clone.

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[greatscottt]

Sure why not. I'm hot, he's hot, we're both hot. Win/win.

[droptopbenz]

You would.

[greatscottt]

Would you?

[droptopbenz]

No, man! That's weird.

[i_blow_shit_up]

THIS IS FUCKING BORING

EVERYBODY START FUCKING EACH OTHER

[whips out a bazooka
fires condoms]

[smokingrockstar]

[ As a condom SMACKS against her face, Maude looks down at her feet where the plastic wrap landed and picks it up. She wiggles the unlit cigarette in her mouth and twirls the condom around her fingers. ]

You could have given out a better brand.

[i_blow_shit_up]

don't blame me blame the hobo giving these out at the subway station

[smokingrockstar]

This one also has been stabbed repeatedly with a needle. [ Throws it back at her. ] Maybe it's a good time for you to pick a new way of getting condoms. Like the mall, for instance.

[immortalizes]

No.

[notsoattached]

Why not?

[immortalizes]

I wouldn't. It's very simple.

[notsoattached]

Usually people have reasons behind why they do or don't do things.

[markedbullets]

[ Makes a vaguely disgusted face, rolls her eyes and slowly walks away. ]

[i_blow_shit_up]

[sneaks up from behind
honks boobs]

[markedbullets]

[ Doesn't even blink, just grabs the gun from behind and shoots her knee. ]

[i_blow_shit_up]

[yeouch
jumps and smashes knee against her nose]

[opercularis]

Oh.

Oh God, yes. It would be amazing.

[odins_gallows]

I like your candor.

[opercularis]

I'm all about it, honey. Don't know why anybody would answer otherwise.

[odins_gallows]

It's called shame. Something which I personally have no use for whatsoever.