THIS HIATUS IS FOR SOMEONE WITH A DEADLY VIRAL INFECTION

[plznospoilers]

Yeah, Rabid has spyware and he's getting his computer fixed so he's gonna be afk this week until ??? I don't know because that's all he said in the email.

But anyway this affects itsnotzura and nicotine_patchYou may use this post to send him: well wishes, dickpunches, good luck charms, bad jokes, macros, terrible pictures, your life's story, potatoes, etcetera

Comments

[pattan]

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURN TO SHIT

[plznospoilers]

idk but his hiatus is still topping the hiatus page and now it's bottoming the hiatus page too lol

i can't even remember what this icon looks like from the keywords

[thesubsequent]

That's what he gets for downloading porn from unprotected sites!!!

It just seemed right to say that what up!!

[plznospoilers]

lol that's what i'm sayin!

[all_range_mode]

It took me five minutes to be able to open this post, firefox was being a giant douche.

OR!

Rabid's somehow managed to infect the entire internet, and this is only the first wave of Rabid's viral spyware attack on us all. I have a theory that Rabid's actually an Irish secret agent sent to take down our unsuspecting government. What better way to do so than to make himself look like a bumbling buffoon to throw us all off guard? In order to infiltrate our defenses, he's developed a virus so strong, his own computer can't even handle it.

Excuse me, computers. How many has he destroyed now?

Problem is, the spyware became too strong, it's become sentient. It wants to kill Rabid for trying to control it, and that's why Rabid is no longer with us. He's gone into hiding! Sending his computer in to "get it fixed" is actually Rabid calling in reinforcements to destroy the rogue spyware. He's launching a full out assault on it.

That, or he really needs to stop surfing porn sites unprotected.

[plznospoilers]

it took me like ten minutes my internet is going crazy i usually blame it on jersey but i think i will blame it on rabid instead

although the porn thing is more believable

[all_range_mode]

Everything is Rabid's fault. Life will be easier if you embrace this fact.

But yeah. Porn.

[plznospoilers]

my internet actually started breaking as i wrote up that post....

[forgoodfashion]

Rabid destroys computers more often than I do...

[plznospoilers]

sad truth is both sad and true

[obstinates]

WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO RABID WILL BE SAID ONLY TO HIS FACE

[plznospoilers]

well ok >(