Plotting

Apr 06, 2011 05:05

CALLING ALL GUNDAM PILOTS.

SO. I am terribly new, but I was wondering if any good natured Mecha pilot, who happens to have a functioning mech in the hangar, would indulge me in a tiny plot.

A ridiculous cracky plot that involves a ninja semi-accidentally joyriding a Gundam/mech.

FOLLOW THE CUT TEXT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. Or run screaming. Whatever works. )

who is driving car, doomed from the start, shenanigans, !plot, /backflips into these tags, ninjas are super lame, ninja are the ultumate worst, ninja are assholes

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come_out_swingn April 6 2011, 14:20:45 UTC
BECAUSE I AM THE BEST PILOT FOR GUNDAM...

I will permit this. However, the Sailor Moon Gundam, (Eternal Nobel Gundam) doesn't operate in a usual cockpit style. It uses a trace suit/system that basically drops a huge ring of latex and dooly-bops around a person, and it follows their movement.

There's an external hatch release, just like every Gundam.

Uhh, it'll put Itachi in the standard Nobel trace suit, which is girly, but if he resists too much it could SERIOUSLY injure him (as explained when some random kid tried to do it)

Otherwise, APPROVED (zappaslave on aim)

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luv_my_brows April 6 2011, 19:15:28 UTC
Didn't Rain have her own trace suit, though, when she piloted Domon's Gundam? Or am I remembering something incorrectly (like which Gundam she piloted)...? I don't remember what the system tried to put on that kid in the way of a trace suit, either. It's been so looooong.

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come_out_swingn April 6 2011, 21:15:40 UTC
Some kid got in it when Domon fought Cobra Gundam.

Yeah, Rain had her own too, butthat was in Rising Gundam. And she struggled in it too (I mean, it showed her struggling for fanservice)

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by_my_will April 7 2011, 00:28:50 UTC
Oh, yeah... I remember the episode, but I don't remember if Domon's system tried to put Domon's suit style on the kid or if it had changed in any way... But, still, putting Itachi in a psuedo sailor suit would be righteously hysterical in it's own right and therefore must happen no matter what. ^_^;;

The trace suits are definitely for fanservice... of both kinds, thanks to them having a girl pilot. XD

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mrthirteen April 6 2011, 17:58:56 UTC
Itachi could try to get into Epyon? xD I seriously doubt he'd be able to do much more than get a few error messages. - Treize discovered how quickly Heero got in and tampered with his suit so has made it as unhackable as possible and has put up as many alarms as he could to tell him if something similar is happening.

However! As I see Allenby poking around this post! I'd be happy to work something out like Itachi could first try Epyon, fail and go on to Nobel Gundam?

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kin_slayer April 6 2011, 23:17:48 UTC
I like the idea of him trying to figure out Epyon at least! I mean he's a ninja, not a hacker, so it's not like he'd get far anyway.

But it could always lead to potential CR with Treize!

And really if Itachi never even manages to get into a Gundam just trying to poke around them could generate enough CR. Since pilots tend to be rather TOUCHY ABOUT THEIR MECHS and all.

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mrthirteen April 6 2011, 23:24:50 UTC
More CR is lovely! So go for it. xD

... More CR with unpredictable people? Yes please. xD

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kin_slayer April 6 2011, 23:26:44 UTC
SMEARING EPYON'S PAINT JOB IT IS. I mean. Trying to learn the new fangled tech. Itachi is totes not trying to go for a joyride in your pimpmobile Treize. TOTES.

I look forward to it. I'll see if anyone else is interested and when they might be available.

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luv_my_brows April 6 2011, 19:12:35 UTC
This is so lulz. However, I think, in canon, the Celestial Being Gundams might be voice activated because they all state their names, the Gundam's name, and some little catch phrase before taking off. Itachi could probably start up the computer, at least, but I don't think Seravee would do much else for him.

That's if I'm interpreting the 00 characters' penchant for verbally announcing everything before doing it properly. It could just be an annoying plot device in the show to remind you of which character you're watching (as if you couldn't tell already).

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kin_slayer April 6 2011, 23:23:44 UTC
I TRY TO NEVER TAKE THINGS MORE SERIOUSLY THAN I HAVE TO. Usually. Yeah, I only really know Gundam 00 and Gundam Wing, but 00 Gundams seem to have some voice recognition going there.

He wouldn't mind poking around them anyway! And even if he doesn't get to stumble around like a drunken pilot just messing with Gundams I'm sure would generate some CR.

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by_my_will April 7 2011, 00:41:16 UTC
They have shown them getting in and the computer system powering up before they say anything, so there's a chance Itachi could get that far and move on to the next machine. Tieria's currently trying to figure out if he can set up some sort of remote alarm system that would notify him of anyone accessing Seravee without his permission.

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kin_slayer April 7 2011, 00:58:23 UTC
Yeah XD I imagine the system wouldn't let Itachi get much further than the boot sequence. And hey, if Tieria ever needs help testing a remote alarm, Itachi would be happy to practice hijacking Seravee to perfect the system.

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goneonenight April 6 2011, 23:32:30 UTC
If she had a Gundam, Itachi could ttly play with it.

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kin_slayer April 6 2011, 23:59:44 UTC
YOU KNOW WHAT ITACHI WANTS TO FIND WHERE SHE KEEPS HER ACORNS FOR THE WINTER ohgodseriously though.

We need to plot.

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haruno April 7 2011, 04:41:30 UTC
at least you're not trying to make love to a gundam

itachi

they are so cold

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codename_potato April 7 2011, 05:08:40 UTC
This icon speaks for itself.

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haruno April 7 2011, 05:13:59 UTC
I just want to use my porn icons.

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kin_slayer April 7 2011, 05:16:32 UTC
I CAN USE PORN ICONS BACK YOU KNOW

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