DUMBLETHORS ► SIGN UPS ◄ WE'RE DOING THIS

[nostray]

hello guys! Gee here. And welcome to what is actually a pretty important post for Dumblethors. Which is now officially called dumblethors okay here let me hit you with it Tess is a genius:

THOR'S DEFENSE UNITS; MEDICAL, BATTLE, LOGISTICS & ENHANCEMENT

over the past while, you may have caught fleeting glimpses of me trying to actually get off my ass

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THIS IS FRESHY SIGNING XY UP BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING LAZY

[outvies]

character name: hatake (cuts through tree) kakashi

abilities: he's a ninja and can do a lot of ninja things, make xy fill this shit out later

primary category: he can do anything since he's a ninja

any secondary categories?: He's literally a gary stu no he can really do anything

room number: XY FILL OUT YOUR OWN GODDAMN FORM

[orangemineral]

shhhh I am not here

character name: Jasmine
abilities: She's got Steel Pokemon! A Magnezone, a Skarmory, an Empoleon, a Metagross, a Bronzong, and, of course, a Steelix. Scarily intimidating for someone like her.
primary category: Battle? She's a gym leader back home so she's definitely not a pushover.
any secondary catergories?: Log...istics...? She's very caring and moe so this can work just as easily for her as a primary.
room number: 4-5

SIGNING CORINNE UP TOO WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH THESE TWO

[outvies]

character name: cassandra (my dad is crazy) cain

abilities: i actually have no idea except for the fact that she can like almost do crazy ninja things
oh and apparently she can dodge bullets or something too she's badass

primary category: probs battle because that's how she rolls

any secondary categories?: batman

room number: NO

Re: SIGNING CORINNE UP TOO WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH THESE TWO

[illiterbat]

accurate.

....nah I'll fill this out in like an hour or so

CORINNE'S ACTUAL APPLICATION ilu freshy

[illiterbat]

character name: Cassandra Cain
abilities: She's an insanely skilled martial artist (literally the best in the world) and while she's at peak human ability for things like speed and strength her real ~specialness~ is that she's got the endurance to maintain these ridiculously good levels for a ridiculously long time. Also yes she can dodge bullets. She also learns new abilities by watching other people do them, because her first language is literally body language so copying dem crazy ninja moves is as easy to her as repeating a sentence back. So anything a normal human being can do (aka no magic bullshit), she can do. Also also because of the language thing she can ~read her opponent's body language~ so if you're fighting her you might as well just be shouting OKAY I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU NOW because she can predict you like a boss.

...yeah basically she's the biggest hax since Kakashi.
primary category: battle battle battle battle
any secondary catergories?: she has some detective training and was working at improving it, so logistics

[toshootyouwith]

character name: Baby Bonnie Hood
abilities: Knowledge of weaponry and combat experience, damn good at concealing and acquiring weapons (HAMMERSPACE YEAH), can double jump can gather information if needed.
primary category: Battle
any secondary catergories?: Logistics
room number: 4-2

SHE'S JUST REALLY BORED and hopes there's monetary compensation involved

[ofnoblemind]

character name: Kuchiki Byakuya
abilities: All that fancy Shinigami crap. Shunpo, kidou, master swordsmanship, glares of death, etc.
primary category: Battle. LIKE A BOSS.
any secondary catergories?: Logistics, because you guys need someone with half a brain.
room number: 6-10b