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[morwen_peredhil]

I just read a John/Elizabeth UST story in which John is jealous because he thinks Elizabeth is interested in Ronon that way. (Actually, I'm pretty certain she is - she's a straight woman with a pulse, after all.) This made me realize that Elizabeth is the only character other than Teyla whom Ronon could sleep with without annoying me and/or making

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[qwirky]

*le gasp*

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That would make things weird for John and Ronon, omg. And... er... *is so OTP, wants John to be the one to give Elizabeth her best damn orgasm EVEAAAAAH!*

[morwen_peredhil]

I know. I am a bad person, hence the *guilt*.

I want things to be weird for John and Ronon. It'll be even weirder when Ronon and Teyla finally get together and John eventually finds out about that, too. I'm evil like that.

What makes you think John isn't better in bed than Ronon? If Ronon has sex the way he eats, he's going to require some retraining, just like with the table manners. (Although nonsqueamish enthusiasm is not entirely without appeal in bed.) Never fear: John will still be the best Elizabeth has ever had. He has skills.

:P

[qwirky]

*snuggles*

Hrm. You ARE evil! *gasps more at your evil plot* Are you gonna write this fic? :x *looks hopefully cute*

Erm... well, the whole "sexing Lizzeh makes Lizzeh finally let loose" thing you mentioned. *cutely baffled* Hrm. Teyla shall train him well, and then Lizzeh and John can have constant sex. Mmm.

:D

[morwen_peredhil]

I baffle myself sometimes, like now. ;)

*revels in own evilness*

I'm going to attempt it eventually, but I'm struggling with a couple of Ronon/Teyla stories at the moment.

[morwen_peredhil]

Isn't it great?

Self-recrimination, jealousy, insecurity, angst - all that good stuff!

Time to lower my dosage?

[haildorothygale]

OMG there is NOT enough Jealous!John in this fandom!1

Re: Time to lower my dosage?

[morwen_peredhil]

Very happily and very without bebiz. But with lots of sex. *nods back*

Re: Time to lower my dosage?

[haildorothygale]

Yes, much sex. All sex, all the time.

[lyssie]

OMG. Not only that, Teyla will be like, "Heh. You go, girl. How was the test-drive?"

And Liz will go all red in the face, then smirk, and say, "Find out for yourself."

Which will make Teyla shut up.

And then they'll finish their weekly tea meeting, and go off to contemplate sex.

[morwen_peredhil]

*snorts Diet Cherry Coke through nose*

You know, it would be a much better show if TPTB let people have sex and finished every episode with Elizabeth and Teyla having a tea meeting and discussing it.

[lyssie]

*smug* Yes. Yes it would.