Dear CNN (and whoever is in charge of elections in Georgia),

Saxby Chambliss (R-GA) is 0.2% away from an outright majority. Just project him as the fucking winner already.

Also, please sell Ted Stevens down the series of tubes for a price.

Signed,

mortonofski

[EDIT]: for Georgian election policy understanding fail.

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Lots of stuff going on, lots of stuff to actually write about (I was kind of prescient when I predicted that I'd be much more garrulous once I had the opportunity to bring the 'academic Hiroshima' tag out of retirement, though it has since been renamed 'thought control'), very little time or opportunity to actually write. Anywho, I'm moved out of ( Read more... )

I've come to the decision that I am not, and never can be, Montreal's Finest Gentleman of Leisure. Kingston's Finest Gentleman of Leisure, yes, but I could only aspire to be Montreal's Second-Finest Gentleman of Leisure. Montreal's Finest Gentleman of Leisure was, is, and always shall be, Nick Auf der MaurBut of course, I'm still going through ( Read more... )

My hopes for the rumoured upcoming Arrested Development movie:

-The Omniscient Narrator saying something about something in the Bluth's lives possibly happening entirely in the mind of a 14-year-old autistic boy from Boston (thus acknowledging that, through the appearance of Det. John Munch in one of the final AD episodes, AD exists within the ( Read more... )

Oh hi. Long time, no chat. Anywho, things are well at this end. I'm starting to get anxious about school, which anxiety will only increase when I finish work in late July (I need to talk to my boss about the actual final day but right now it's looking like the last Saturday of July but is subject to change). I surprisingly got off my butt and ( Read more... )

I've decided that the plot of Iron Man more closely follows the lyrics of the Busta Rhymes version of Iron Man rather than the original Sabbath version. For example, Obadiah Stane went to war with fake [RADIO EDIT], standing alone, but now Tony Stark is with all of his loyal [RADIO EDIT], breakin' the bread. Also, I probably shouldn't have added ( Read more... )

So whilst en route to the nearest Great Atlantic and Pacific Tea Company outpost ([RADIO EDIT] with my [RADIO EDIT]' tea at twenty-two thirty and the [RADIO EDIT] be ON), a guy may or may not have tried to buy drugs from me. I only say 'may or may not' because I didn't quite understand what he said, but in the following breath he offered me money ( Read more... )

So apparently Konami makes slot machines. I would think that the best way to win at one of those machines would be to punch in the code, "▲▲▼▼◄►◄► B A Start", which would result in thirty times the average payout. Just because you use cheats (to bilk the Ontario government out of thousands of dollars) doesn't mean you're not smart (until you end ( Read more... )

I'm feeling a particular sort of gleeful schadenfreude whilst saying:

"Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!"

My Scouts are going to be inconsolable on Monday. That having been said, les Glorieux sont morts. Vive les Glorieux!