.:XXII:. Tomorrow Never Comes- it Crawls

[morsus_et_mors]

I have been rather absent lately.

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Privato a Montague

[silhouetteatrox]

I can hardly contain my joy, my bosom friend. Indeed, I cannot! Congratulations.

Have fun with the spoiling; of course you shall think of me by your side, laughing.

Privato a Ciarán

[morsus_et_mors]

I wanted to invite you to come along, but then thought better-- you could carry off my prey in your own beak.

Recently, my dear, I have been re-thinking. All those existential questions worth a knut, and been throwing them out of the gothic windows of Arcadia. You must come visit the place sometime when you are not busy being rear-licked by your adoring masses.

Privato a Montague

[silhouetteatrox]

I might. But I would share. Who's the lucky boy and/or girl?

That sounds better than any single thing I can imagine, right at this moment. Can we drink wine and wander the catacombs beneath, as in the days of old?

Privato a Ciarán

[morsus_et_mors]

One Mlle Turpin, who insists on addressing me as Monsieur, despite my decidedly not French origins.

That and a thousands and one things more. We could dress up like unrestful ghosts of bloodthirsty ballerinas killed on a Walpurgis Nacht massacre- and frolick around in the underground.

Private to Montague

[freakedwithjet]

Apologies, but you're several years too late in offering me that queue. Do try not to be too downcast.

~Pansy

Private to Pansy

[morsus_et_mors]

You have cut my heart into little starfish pieces and stomped on them further to make the regeneration impossible.

You cruel beautiful girl.

Montague

Private to Montague

[freakedwithjet]

Who knew it was so easy to touch your heart? Or that you had a heart?

Cruel? It was you who made a request which by definition left me out of the equation. All this beauty passing you by and you have no one to blame but yourself.

~Pansy

Private to Pansy

[morsus_et_mors]

Oh if only you knew what else I hide inside my cool and elegant exterior.

But you are absolutely correct, my heart-wrenching friend. I will punish myself at once then. (And when you come to my suicidal funeral, do make sure you bring white lilies - not blue, not pink, not lilac, but white.)

Montague

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

Ah, so you're finally selling out. Good, I was just thinking to myself, hmm, Montague is really too much of a non-conformist renegade. Well, really only a matter of time till you saw the error of your ways.

By the way, to celebrate my latest victory (and the existence of a salary) I think I'm in the mood for a night out. In?

-PD

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

Ha. Ha.-- very funny. You funny you. I am torn between lashing out on you with my mind-bogglingly concept prose and actually laughing at your, surprisingly, successful jest. (Hm, and I like the sound of Morsus the Renegade.)

I am getting the vibes that you are, perhaps- and strangely!- implying your salary is not high enough. Have my antennae received the signals wrong?

In; the question remaining: where to?

Private to Montague

[inner_human]

I'd like to see that. I might actually be impressed. Hah, oh please, I'm hilarious. (You would.)

Of course you're wrong. Have you been talking to Pans This time last year I hardly had enough money to buy a beer. I think I need at least six months for the new windfall to sink in before I go demanding a raise.

I'm being modest... it HAS been a while. Enjoy this while you can, Morsus.

The same old hangout... unless you have a preference?

Private to Perry

[morsus_et_mors]

You are just as arrogant as myself. I wonder who would win at a battle of egos?-- Obviously I.

Ah yes, must have been hard - having absolutely no money to even buy a pint of beer. And now, thanks to my majestic self, you have enough. (I am such a kind and merciful soul, would you not agree?)

Oh I am enjoying it, Perry. You are so sweet.

It is a deal then. When? And who else shall go with us?

Private to Morsus

[sightlesswolf]

You may have been sleeping, but I see you haven't lost your delicate touch for prose. Tragically, you won't see me in your line, but I wish you all the best. Also in the dueling, which I hear from Perry is going quite well.

Honestly, I'd almost forgotten about you entirely. What a strange year this has been so far.

~ June Connors

Private to Connors

[morsus_et_mors]

Ah what honey to my soul to hear such praise from you. You like my prose, how nice.-- This also makes me think more and more of writing my own little opus magnum, so I could have the crowds of my adoring fans grow exponentially.

I am mortally wounded, Connors- how could you forget the delectable dancing rendezvous we had?

Montague Morsus

Private to Morsus

[sightlesswolf]

What dancing rendezvous?

I kid, I kid. Naturally I wouldn't forget. Whatever else you may be, Morsus, you're an excellent dance partner. Shall we do it again sometime?

~ J.

Private to Connors

[morsus_et_mors]

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Oh but of course, you are kidding. Even you would not dare forgetting such a brilliant, one-in-a-lifetime experienice.

We utterly must. Just do not take me to your Order hangout places-- I am not exactly feeling like slumming this strange April.

Montague