Forget about Obama, the economy, Proposition 8, WWIII...

[morsobscena]

...let's get down to something REALLY important:

Zombies don't run, dammit!Thanks Simon, I needed that

Comments

[morsobscena]

I think the whole "Land of the Dead" thing was largely the studio pressuring Romero into making something more "Hollywood", so he kind of gets a pass for some of the dumb shit in that movie.

Did you see "Diary of the Dead"? That was a LOT more in the true Romero spirit.

[meetzemonsta]

Zombies run in Return of the Living Dead, if I remember correctly.

[morsobscena]

not very fast

[meetzemonsta]

Well, they're not like Kenyan sprinters, but they still run. :P

[morsobscena]

That's the problem though, in the NEW zombie movies, the zombies ARE Kenyan sprinters...

Your other obsession :)

[labrysinthe]

Classics, of course:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/26/barack-obama-usa1

Bonus: in the sidebar are two English-sounding (!) place names -- Dixville Notch and Hart's Location.

Re: Your other obsession :)

[morsobscena]

Cool, good article.

Thanks.