What our front lawn needs

[morsobscena]

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[morsobscena]

Yeah, funny. I guess Bloomfield could kind of be considered the "Montclaire Moors"

[gargoyl]

OK, I need that. Why does it have to be $90?? Gaahh.

[morsobscena]

That's what I'm sayin'... I could make a better one myself.

It's mostly the idea that's amusing -- that the kind of people who buy lawn wizards with crystal balls and Green Men for their decks would even WANT something like a zombie crawling out of their flower beds.

[morsobscena]

You could just get a real peacock and let it wander around your yard... they can be more aggressive than guard dogs!