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[moritzpascal]

My father is a strange man.

I got up to go to the bathroom at like, four A.M., and as I'm going back to my room, he stops me and goes, "You wanna go get breakfast somewhere?" and I was like O.O I just woke up like two seconds ago, and it's four A.M., and we're going where? And he's like "Yeah, let's go." And I'm like, "Iiiiiiii just woke up." and he

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[dreamerpants]

That was a beautiful story. I love your father.

[moritzpascal]

Prongs disagrees. But I'm glad you love him.

[theghettoflower]

Jessica approached me while I was reading and said "Your friend blogged."

And I said "When? This morning?"

And she said "Yeah."

And I said "Fuckerwassupposedtogotosleeplastnight!"

And she said "No, she went to breakfast with her dad."

And I said "THIS early?" All skeptical and such.

And she said "Yes. It's a beautiful story."

So I finished my chapter and got something to eat and hauled my ass over here to read your blog. And while it is lovely to read your blogs, when someone tells me something is a beautiful story I expect it to make me cry. Bacon does not make me cry.

But, y'know, tell Joe I said hi.

[moritzpascal]

...I can't tell if you're mad or not. I'm confused. I mean...I didn't tell you it was a beautiful story.

[theghettoflower]

That doesn't even make sense. Why would I be mad? I don't come to your blogs expecting anything beautiful.

[msm00nlight]

Lol. That is an epic awakening.

[moritzpascal]

Haha, right?

[instincts]

Haha, that is random. I wish my dad would do something like that. I totally love spontaneous breakfasts, even at 4 in the morning. I'd be sleepy, but it'd be something different, haha.

[moritzpascal]

Haha, I don't understand my dad sometimes. But I'm glad you enjoyed it!