firework ot the effect of the blue mushroom
Title: Fireworks or the effects of the blue mushroom
Author:morgia
Characters/Pairing: Isaac, Scott, Lydia, Alliosn, Stiles, Derek (pre-slash Sterek)
Word Count: 1382
Rating: nc-13
Genre: humor
Summary: Isaac found a blue mushroom... and then everything went wrong...
Author's Note: Its my first Teen wolf fic, I had this idea since a long time, I just took time to write it. I enjoyed so much to play with them, that I think will play again:) Usually, Im in total angst fic, but I need to laugh these days, so here I come with this one. I hope you gonna like it as much I had fun to write it. Comments are love. English, its not my first language, so, yup, if the fic sound weird, dont worried. :P
Disclaimer: Written for entertainment purposes only, the Teen Wolf characters are not mine.
Beta: The awesome and sooo brilliant thrace_adams
Firework or the effect of the blue mushroom
It all began with a mushroom, a blue mushroom in fact. Isaac found it in the middle of some long herbs growing beside the Hale house. It was just by accident (or rather bad luck Scott would think two hours later when he's trying to stay calm in the middle of a big mess) Isaac saw it because he'd just fallen beside it. He and Scott were training and Scott got in a lucky punch that sent him flying into the herbs. Maybe it was because of the color, or because he's always been fascinated by mushrooms, or maybe it was just because he didn't think about picking a strange plant; but, Isaac took the blue mushroom and went back to his friends to show them his discovery.
"Hey! Isaac found a Smurf house! It’s like a dream come true, I was always looking for one in Scott's backyard, my backyard, pretty much everyone's backyard." Stiles said happily.
"It’s not a common mushroom, this species doesn’t grow here. Isaac you found an exotic one." Lydia said with conviction.
"I think it’s cute!" Allison said with a smile, before kissing Scott on the cheek.
"Give it to me!!! I’m the one who deserves it the most, I was the number one Smurf fan!"
And with those words Stiles grabbed the blue mushroom from Isaac's hand. That is the precise moment when everything went wrong. The blue mushroom exploded, spewing out a heavy deep green powder that covered all of them and within moments, all three humans were passed out on the ground. Scott and Isaac wasted no time in carrying them into the house and then Isaac went to look for Derek.
Undoubtedly, Derek was nowhere to be found, because two hours later, Scott was still alone in the house, with three conscious but severely intoxicated friends.
**************
“Ho! I have sparkles on my fingers…" Lydia said with an odd smile on her face.
“Ho! Let me touch!” Stiles replied excitedly.
When the young man’s fingers touched her, they both yelp in surprise.
“Fireworks!” Allison screamed in front of them.
“We are fireworks!”
“You are a masterpiece!” Allison said, touching them both with a mixture of curiosity and greedy fascination.
“Ok! Enough! I swear if you start to sing Firework from Kate Perry I freak out totally and will not able to restrain my wolf... ALLISON!” Scott was interrupted by the young woman touching his ears.
“Wow, Scott, do you know how amazing your ears are?”
“Allison! Stop!!” Giggling, Scott tried to push her away.
Stiles and Lydia were both staring into an old silver teapot.
"Ho, wow, my nose is so big...my nostrils are enormous," Stiles said, breathing heavily through his nose.
"It looks like you have the biggest nose in the world... nooooose...nonose...noooose..." said Lydia
"and then you could live inside of me..." declared Stiles seriously.
"Yeah..." replied Lydia.
Scott sighed, he has to watch his friends, protect them, even save them from themselves if needed.
"Where is fucking Derek when we need him..." He mumbled under his breath.
Beside him, Allison was now down on the floor, caressing it. "I never noticed how amazing it is... All those lines, scratches, holes... hooo... SCOOOOTT! I just found a Braille floor! It's precious... will read all...will know EVERYTHING about the house..."
"Allison, just don’t! Please, just stay on the couch with Lydia and Stiles, where I can keep an eye on all of you."
Scott was desperate, even with his wolf endurance the three of them were like toddlers on crack and he was exhausted. He was starting to freak out, this definitely wasn't funny anymore, he was beginning to feel like he was in a loony bin.
"You are so pretty, your eyes are so awesome..." Stiles murmured to the kettle.
"Ho yes, it’s true, wow, I’m soooo pretty...." Lydia replied taking the silver kettle out of Stiles' hands to look at her reflection more closely.
Suddenly, something caught Stiles' attention, something white, something with fur and something bounding toward the door.
"A rabbit... hooo... A rabbit with a clock! Wait! I’m your Alice and I have to follow you!" And then Stiles stood up happily and ran out of the house.
Just when Scott thought the situation could not be worse, he realized his best friend was missing. He can’t leave the girls alone, he let out a frustrated howl at his helplessness.
"Scott, you have fireworks in your mouth too!!!" Allison said excitedly.
"Baaaaaby you're a fiiiirework" Lydia sang softly.
Scott rolled his eyes, no way was he going to make it.
***********
Each step Stiles took made him smile; he could see sparkles and flowers under his shoes. He wanted to stay there and watch the fabulous phenomena, but the rabbit bounded away fast, he had to follow it.
"Hey! Wait for me fluffy rabbit with a clock!"
He heard the growl from the house behind him, but its sound was familiar so he wasn't too worried and continued to run, deep down into the forest. Each tree he saw looked like it was saluting him or just waiting to dance around him.
"Wow, I’m in a party with giant dancers, it's fabulous..."
He didn't see the root in front him, but suddenly he felt like he was flying.
*********
Derek was upset. He was on patrol, trying to determine if the rumors of an unknown wolf pack from up North venturing down were true. Derek didn't like confrontations; he needed to know who was coming into his territory: allies or enemies. He was with an old acquaintance from the wolf pack of the East when Isaac tumbled in front of him, panicked.
The blue mushroom, he thought it was an extinct species. It was a toxic weapon used by werewolves against hunters a long time ago. Nothing really dangerous, only hallucinations for few hours, just enough time for diversion or ultimate attack. There was no antidote, the effects would disappear on their own. But, Scott was alone with three drugged and hallucinating people, as the Alpha, it's Derek's responsibility to go, but he's so far away, he'll have to run. Fast.
************
On his way back, deep in the forest he stumbled upon Stiles. Stiles was disheveled, bloody and hugging a tree.
"Stiles?"
The young man looked at him and smiled weakly. Then, he put a finger to his lips.
"Shhh, Derek, not so loud, I'm trying to get Harry to sleep."
"Harry?"
"Yeah... He's my new giant friend, he doesn’t talk a lot... he looks grumpy, but deep down I know he has big heart...Hoo, Derek I think he's your brother!"
Derek just groaned, he had to restrain himself, remind himself that it was just the effect of the mushroom, no need to be angry.
"C'mon Stiles, we have to get back to the house."
And with those words he grasped Stiles' arms. At his touch, the young man moaned loudly and took Derek's face in his hands.
"Derek, you are sooo... so... so... you... gorgeous you... wow... your skin is like a piece of porcelain... I want to lick you!"
Before Stiles even had a chance to lick him, Derek pushed him away and Stiles fell to the ground.
"Stiles? Stiles are you ok?"
Derek sighed, he didn't want to hurt him, it was just, Stiles had his own way of always making him uncomfortable, because, well, he was Stiles. But, sometimes Derek didn't understand why the young man affected him so much, and why sometimes he felt weird inside. Like as if in a strange way, he cared for him. At the sight of Stiles lying down on the ground looking at the sky, his face, bruised and bloodied, Derek felt bad.
"Stiles, talk to me."
"I’m part of the sky, I’m a ball of fire...hooo... beautiful..."
Given no choice, Derek picked Stiles up into his arms, like a bride.
"I’m flyiiiiing!!!!"
"No, you're not."
"Derek...you have fireworks in your hair... I like it."
Derek didn't reply.
"But Derek, why do you have fluffy white fur in your ears?"
And with those last words Stiles fell unconscious. Like a rag doll, Derek carried Stiles back toward the house. A grin played about his lips.
The end
Author:morgia
Characters/Pairing: Isaac, Scott, Lydia, Alliosn, Stiles, Derek (pre-slash Sterek)
Word Count: 1382
Rating: nc-13
Genre: humor
Summary: Isaac found a blue mushroom... and then everything went wrong...
Author's Note: Its my first Teen wolf fic, I had this idea since a long time, I just took time to write it. I enjoyed so much to play with them, that I think will play again:) Usually, Im in total angst fic, but I need to laugh these days, so here I come with this one. I hope you gonna like it as much I had fun to write it. Comments are love. English, its not my first language, so, yup, if the fic sound weird, dont worried. :P
Disclaimer: Written for entertainment purposes only, the Teen Wolf characters are not mine.
Beta: The awesome and sooo brilliant thrace_adams
Firework or the effect of the blue mushroom
It all began with a mushroom, a blue mushroom in fact. Isaac found it in the middle of some long herbs growing beside the Hale house. It was just by accident (or rather bad luck Scott would think two hours later when he's trying to stay calm in the middle of a big mess) Isaac saw it because he'd just fallen beside it. He and Scott were training and Scott got in a lucky punch that sent him flying into the herbs. Maybe it was because of the color, or because he's always been fascinated by mushrooms, or maybe it was just because he didn't think about picking a strange plant; but, Isaac took the blue mushroom and went back to his friends to show them his discovery.
"Hey! Isaac found a Smurf house! It’s like a dream come true, I was always looking for one in Scott's backyard, my backyard, pretty much everyone's backyard." Stiles said happily.
"It’s not a common mushroom, this species doesn’t grow here. Isaac you found an exotic one." Lydia said with conviction.
"I think it’s cute!" Allison said with a smile, before kissing Scott on the cheek.
"Give it to me!!! I’m the one who deserves it the most, I was the number one Smurf fan!"
And with those words Stiles grabbed the blue mushroom from Isaac's hand. That is the precise moment when everything went wrong. The blue mushroom exploded, spewing out a heavy deep green powder that covered all of them and within moments, all three humans were passed out on the ground. Scott and Isaac wasted no time in carrying them into the house and then Isaac went to look for Derek.
Undoubtedly, Derek was nowhere to be found, because two hours later, Scott was still alone in the house, with three conscious but severely intoxicated friends.
**************
“Ho! I have sparkles on my fingers…" Lydia said with an odd smile on her face.
“Ho! Let me touch!” Stiles replied excitedly.
When the young man’s fingers touched her, they both yelp in surprise.
“Fireworks!” Allison screamed in front of them.
“We are fireworks!”
“You are a masterpiece!” Allison said, touching them both with a mixture of curiosity and greedy fascination.
“Ok! Enough! I swear if you start to sing Firework from Kate Perry I freak out totally and will not able to restrain my wolf... ALLISON!” Scott was interrupted by the young woman touching his ears.
“Wow, Scott, do you know how amazing your ears are?”
“Allison! Stop!!” Giggling, Scott tried to push her away.
Stiles and Lydia were both staring into an old silver teapot.
"Ho, wow, my nose is so big...my nostrils are enormous," Stiles said, breathing heavily through his nose.
"It looks like you have the biggest nose in the world... nooooose...nonose...noooose..." said Lydia
"and then you could live inside of me..." declared Stiles seriously.
"Yeah..." replied Lydia.
Scott sighed, he has to watch his friends, protect them, even save them from themselves if needed.
"Where is fucking Derek when we need him..." He mumbled under his breath.
Beside him, Allison was now down on the floor, caressing it. "I never noticed how amazing it is... All those lines, scratches, holes... hooo... SCOOOOTT! I just found a Braille floor! It's precious... will read all...will know EVERYTHING about the house..."
"Allison, just don’t! Please, just stay on the couch with Lydia and Stiles, where I can keep an eye on all of you."
Scott was desperate, even with his wolf endurance the three of them were like toddlers on crack and he was exhausted. He was starting to freak out, this definitely wasn't funny anymore, he was beginning to feel like he was in a loony bin.
"You are so pretty, your eyes are so awesome..." Stiles murmured to the kettle.
"Ho yes, it’s true, wow, I’m soooo pretty...." Lydia replied taking the silver kettle out of Stiles' hands to look at her reflection more closely.
Suddenly, something caught Stiles' attention, something white, something with fur and something bounding toward the door.
"A rabbit... hooo... A rabbit with a clock! Wait! I’m your Alice and I have to follow you!" And then Stiles stood up happily and ran out of the house.
Just when Scott thought the situation could not be worse, he realized his best friend was missing. He can’t leave the girls alone, he let out a frustrated howl at his helplessness.
"Scott, you have fireworks in your mouth too!!!" Allison said excitedly.
"Baaaaaby you're a fiiiirework" Lydia sang softly.
Scott rolled his eyes, no way was he going to make it.
***********
Each step Stiles took made him smile; he could see sparkles and flowers under his shoes. He wanted to stay there and watch the fabulous phenomena, but the rabbit bounded away fast, he had to follow it.
"Hey! Wait for me fluffy rabbit with a clock!"
He heard the growl from the house behind him, but its sound was familiar so he wasn't too worried and continued to run, deep down into the forest. Each tree he saw looked like it was saluting him or just waiting to dance around him.
"Wow, I’m in a party with giant dancers, it's fabulous..."
He didn't see the root in front him, but suddenly he felt like he was flying.
*********
Derek was upset. He was on patrol, trying to determine if the rumors of an unknown wolf pack from up North venturing down were true. Derek didn't like confrontations; he needed to know who was coming into his territory: allies or enemies. He was with an old acquaintance from the wolf pack of the East when Isaac tumbled in front of him, panicked.
The blue mushroom, he thought it was an extinct species. It was a toxic weapon used by werewolves against hunters a long time ago. Nothing really dangerous, only hallucinations for few hours, just enough time for diversion or ultimate attack. There was no antidote, the effects would disappear on their own. But, Scott was alone with three drugged and hallucinating people, as the Alpha, it's Derek's responsibility to go, but he's so far away, he'll have to run. Fast.
************
On his way back, deep in the forest he stumbled upon Stiles. Stiles was disheveled, bloody and hugging a tree.
"Stiles?"
The young man looked at him and smiled weakly. Then, he put a finger to his lips.
"Shhh, Derek, not so loud, I'm trying to get Harry to sleep."
"Harry?"
"Yeah... He's my new giant friend, he doesn’t talk a lot... he looks grumpy, but deep down I know he has big heart...Hoo, Derek I think he's your brother!"
Derek just groaned, he had to restrain himself, remind himself that it was just the effect of the mushroom, no need to be angry.
"C'mon Stiles, we have to get back to the house."
And with those words he grasped Stiles' arms. At his touch, the young man moaned loudly and took Derek's face in his hands.
"Derek, you are sooo... so... so... you... gorgeous you... wow... your skin is like a piece of porcelain... I want to lick you!"
Before Stiles even had a chance to lick him, Derek pushed him away and Stiles fell to the ground.
"Stiles? Stiles are you ok?"
Derek sighed, he didn't want to hurt him, it was just, Stiles had his own way of always making him uncomfortable, because, well, he was Stiles. But, sometimes Derek didn't understand why the young man affected him so much, and why sometimes he felt weird inside. Like as if in a strange way, he cared for him. At the sight of Stiles lying down on the ground looking at the sky, his face, bruised and bloodied, Derek felt bad.
"Stiles, talk to me."
"I’m part of the sky, I’m a ball of fire...hooo... beautiful..."
Given no choice, Derek picked Stiles up into his arms, like a bride.
"I’m flyiiiiing!!!!"
"No, you're not."
"Derek...you have fireworks in your hair... I like it."
Derek didn't reply.
"But Derek, why do you have fluffy white fur in your ears?"
And with those last words Stiles fell unconscious. Like a rag doll, Derek carried Stiles back toward the house. A grin played about his lips.
The end