I'm Back!

[morganalafaye]

Hey everyone I'm back! About a week ago my motherboard crashed so I had to wait until I got paid to get a new one. Thanks to the super cute lucid42day I'm back online now. LJ and GJ are forever blocked at work and so is my email so I was going pretty crazy wondering how everyone was. So if I missed anything major let me know

Comments

[chellealistic]

Welcome back :D

*hugs*

[drewelusive]

YAY!!

Glad you've returned!

[roses_rejoice]

Yeah when I worked as an engg, motherboards would fail so much we said they were quite aptly named.
I'm not in much of a posty mood myself either lately. I've done some of it but I'm sick of it and sick of myself too. I just want to read for a while as well. Read read read. And post jokes, but they don't count.

jokes

[lucid42day]

Here's a joke I picked up somewhere a long time ago:

A man went out to start his old, delapedated car to go to work, but found the battery was dead. His wife had to work that day also, so he couldn't use her truck. The car was a stick shift, so he pushed the car into the country road, and asked his wife to do the following:
"Take the truck and get up behind me. Start our slow, and when you get up to speed, I'll let the clutch out. It should start then." She nodded and got into the truck, and went the other way down the road. The guy wondered what she was doing, and then realised his mistake when he saw her heading directly for his stationary car at 45mph. He forgot to tell her that she needed to push the car, you see.

Aw hell, I'm no good at telling these things. This one is still my favorite joke evar:

A Catholic priest, a Rabbi, and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out."

I almost pissed my pants when I heard it. Seriously.

[cynicchronicles]

So sorry to hear you are sick again. My sinuses are bothering me because of this wacky weather. One day its hot, the next its cold, so I've been under the weather myself, but get plenty of rest whenever you can and get lots of Vitamin C and you'll feel better in no time. Get well soon!

Nikki

[sierra]

Hopefully we can get together SOON. I work 4-9 Thursday and didn't know if you wanted to go out after then. :)