A Visit to the Discworld Countryside

[morethanprops]

The innkeeper nods as he pushes the boys out with a smile and a greedy look at that silver and silk, "Just find me if you need anything gentlemen."

Moist shuts the door behind the innkeeper and laughs, its light and silly if anyone's listening as he says, "Oh darling, this is just what I wanted."

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[scots_wolf]

"Oh, absolutely," Urquhart says aloud, in the fruity educated-Scottish voice he's been affecting.

"If this is what people think one should act like just because one likes to boff men," he adds between his teeth, "I wonder that anybody ever bothers instead of just getting down to business. This is bloody stressful!"

[morethanprops]

Moist laughs again and kisses Urquhart,

"No, its not how everyone thinks but we are in a provincial town. And we'll be quite memorable this way."

[scots_wolf]

Urquhart laughs, and kisses Moist back, already relaxed again. "Let's fit their expectation," he says, "and they'll think us not just fruity toffs, but very silly and vapid, and then we'll turn things around. Won't we, Franz?"

The dog looks up from where he's lying between the bags, but as no food, walk or cuddles seem immediately forthcoming, he puts his big head back down on his heavy forepaws.

[morethanprops]

"Yes, they'll do most of the work for us as by now I'm sure we're considered eccentric."