-05

[morethanamask]

Sooo, doing good on my list of things I deserve to get.

-Got a place to live
-With comfy furniture
-Got lots of yummy food
-Got some new clothes
-Got a new hobby
-Got a new friend

There's something I'm still missing though...

So tell me! Who here wants to go on a date with me? This body used to have itself several females clinging to it, one

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Ggio volunteers! *STABBY BY MUSE*

[tigre_pinzas]

Let's go for a double date. I haven't gotten some in a long time.

[... And draws what seems to be like a curvaceous woman.]

Just wait until Shirosaki moves in *dundun DUN*

[morethanamask]

Double date, huh? Sounds like fun. You gotta bring your own girl though. I ain't finding one for you too.

FFF who cares about a double date?? They can have one to their own!

[tigre_pinzas]

I'm sure I can find one.

Well I agree, we just need to convince these two of that. *prods Ggio*

[morethanamask]

I bet you can. You're almost as good looking as I am after all.

[ironwaltz]

Not volunteering for that date. But what do you mean 'this is body used to...'?

[morethanamask]

By not volunteering, do you mean that you are? Or that you're open to persuasion? I think you doooo...

What I mean is that this body here came second hand. It's been driven before. Don't worry though, the previous owner might as well have been a little old lady that only drove it to church on Sundays. It's got low mileage.

How's this car metaphor working? 'Cause I should add that I'm also a stick shift, in case you're looking for a ride sometime.

[ironwaltz]

...What?

And the car metaphor is hardly working because I have no idea nor do I understand what you're talking about.

[morethanamask]

Well... if you understood cars at all, you'd realize that my metaphor was brilliant and you'd immediately demand to see me in order to thank me in a more physical way for brightening up your dull little life with my genius.

Guess I'll be blunt. This body here belonged to a kid named Kurosaki. 'Bout a year ago there was... shit, there's really no quick way to explain that, so let's just say a bunch of magic spiritual bullshit happened and he got a... second personality of sorts stuck in his head. That would be me. A few weeks back I made him switch places with me, so now here I am, in charge of what we do.

So. Date?

[broken_tool]

[There's a large ink blot on the page as Haku is trying not to laugh at this whole stupid thing.]

You really think that is going to work?

[morethanamask]

Why wouldn't it? I'm an attractive example of male youth in my prime. Anyone I choose to date me should count themselves lucky! Ain't that obvious?

[broken_tool]

Most people would rather get to know a person before being considered as a dating prospect. And it isn't obvious, I have never seen you before.

[morethanamask]

We could change that. And like I said, I'm open to blind dates. Ain't that the kind where you just meet someone new and go do date-y stuff together?