inspiration

[morenamuse]

and also- can someone please explain to me these crazy death threats disguised as inspirational e-mails? you may know what I'm talking about. if you have a family at all like mine (and let's pray for the sake of the world that you don't), you've seen them before. about three or four times a month my grandma sends me these e-mails. they're

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keep on breathing

[bowandarrow]

In related news, I saw a flyer the other day pushing Christianity, with an icon of the Bible and a big heading that says "You Have God's Word On It". The flyer stresses to join Christianity or risk eternal damnation, and "you have God's Word on it" followed by some quote.

I've come to expect that of most religions(become a believer or lose your soul, etc.) But the funniest part was at the end of the flyer: Apparently, God must get a lot of lip service, and putting MY OWN word on my salvation, is not good enough. I have to prove it! Not only did you have to believe in God's word and that Jesus is your eternal savior, but you have to fill out your name and address on the form and mail it in(to some office in the Midwest, I forget where exactly.)

As of now, the flyer is pulling double shifts on the coffee table as a coaster.