Peaches
At the pastry/tea cafe:
Person: Woops! I'm glad I didn't get any of that on you
Me: It's all over my feet
P: Do you want any milk?
Me: I want my feet to be clean
P: Maybe there's a cat wandering outside that will lick it up
Me: There's a cat wandering inside that might lick it up
Me exits. Person sits down at a nearby table.
Person: Woops! I'm glad I didn't get any of that on you
Me: It's all over my feet
P: Do you want any milk?
Me: I want my feet to be clean
P: Maybe there's a cat wandering outside that will lick it up
Me: There's a cat wandering inside that might lick it up
Me exits. Person sits down at a nearby table.
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Me: ?
Man in car: Who's that famous architect that has a building over there?
Me: Frank Lloyd Wright?
Man in car: Frank Lloyd Wright! Thanks, bro.
Man in car drives away. I forget where I was going.
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