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[mooseyfate]

What would you do if you thought your suitemate had sex in your shower?

A) Not ever take a shower in there ever again (or at least till it's been cleaned)
B) Say something to her
C) Roll your eyes and get clean anyway
D) Shower but not touch any of the walls

Comments

[footspaz]

A and B

that's why i'm grateful i have my own bathroom.

and sex in a shower is dangerous. you could break something.

[xkillkillkillx]

it starts with C, then goes immediately to D, with an emphasis on the parenthetical expression in A...
Seriously, It's not particularly easy to have sex up against walls, ESPECIALLY not wet ones, so chances are the only thing that touched the walls were hands, and considering how small the dorm showers are, the only thing that probably touched the floor was feet... I cant see how any two people could fit on that tiny square floor... unless they're gymnastic olympians... Plus, the cleaning ladies are very meticulous so seriously, it cant POSSIBLY be an issue for more than a week MAX... besides, sex germs in a shower are washed down a drain.

God, I'm a guru!

[mooseyfate]

Maybe YOUR cleaning ladies treat the shower with care but ours don't. Our shower hasn't been properly cleaned since the first week.

[xkillkillkillx]

Hey, if you havent resolved this issue yet, I thought of a great solution that would hit two birds with one stone:
Put a piece of paper up that will not only get the ladies to clean better, but will also tell off your suitemate without you having to be even slightly confrontational... it would read as follows:

Dear Housekeeping,
Would you please pay extra care to our shower this week... it seems and annonymous suitemate had sex in our shower.
-sincerely,
An altogether DIFFERENT anonymous suitemate.

[setsunaine]

Can anyone say sponge bath? =D You, me, and a bucket of sensual soapiness this weekend.