Oh lordy lordy...

[moosecharmer]

Portland, you suck. Balls.

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[moosecharmer]

Just know that I braved that yucky website to bring you Steve Carell in short shorts. How short is too short? Not short enough!

[oniko]

You will see this when you get home, but just so you know....Today, in order to Beat The Heat, I did the following things:

1) Placed the fan directly in front of me in the locked position so it couldn't oscillate, and tried not to move.

2) Took off my pants.

3) Sat on the floor of the basement with my back to the cold washing machine.

4) Ran a cold bath and sat naked in it.

I think if I could've found a way to combine all of those things, I would have been very cool and comfortable.

[moosecharmer]

You will see this in like five minutes when you're done in the kitchen, but at work I stood in the walk-in freezer for ten minutes with my arms above my head. It didn't work that well.