In honor of Valentine's Day...
...a love letter to Daniel Radcliffe (developed in a Skype session with Mel, and posted here mostly to amuse myself and Andrea):
Dear Mr. Radcliffe,
Regrettably, we cannot make it to London in time to see you starkers in Equus. We hope to remedy this situation as soon as possible. Say, July 10th? Your place?
Love your most loyal, obedient, open-to-anything fans,
Laura, Melissa, and Andrea XOXOXO
P.S. We, too, will be starkers.
P.P.S. Handcuffs and leather attire optional
P.P.P.S. The horse isn't necessary
This letter, of course, was perfumed and sealed with kisses involving 3 different shades of lip gloss. We each rubbed it for good luck and sent it first class, insured. We anxiously await his reply. We have absolutely no doubt in our minds that we will each receive a phone call, inviting us to join him for a few days in London. Of course he will. In the meantime I will keep my cell on my person at all times; when I sleep, while I'm working out (must prepare to be starkers with Daniel), and even while I chat. One can never know when a busy, important, actor will call...
Disclaimer, in case my husband is reading this: This is all in good fun, sweetheart. I don't want to see Danny naked, not really, nor do I think he'd want to see me naked. You have absolutely nothing to worry about, even if he does call. Not that I actually sent this letter out or anything...
Dear Mr. Radcliffe,
Regrettably, we cannot make it to London in time to see you starkers in Equus. We hope to remedy this situation as soon as possible. Say, July 10th? Your place?
Love your most loyal, obedient, open-to-anything fans,
Laura, Melissa, and Andrea XOXOXO
P.S. We, too, will be starkers.
P.P.S. Handcuffs and leather attire optional
P.P.P.S. The horse isn't necessary
This letter, of course, was perfumed and sealed with kisses involving 3 different shades of lip gloss. We each rubbed it for good luck and sent it first class, insured. We anxiously await his reply. We have absolutely no doubt in our minds that we will each receive a phone call, inviting us to join him for a few days in London. Of course he will. In the meantime I will keep my cell on my person at all times; when I sleep, while I'm working out (must prepare to be starkers with Daniel), and even while I chat. One can never know when a busy, important, actor will call...
Disclaimer, in case my husband is reading this: This is all in good fun, sweetheart. I don't want to see Danny naked, not really, nor do I think he'd want to see me naked. You have absolutely nothing to worry about, even if he does call. Not that I actually sent this letter out or anything...