015 - [Written]

[moonlightoutlaw]

Dear Assholes

Comments

[Written]

[vipermirage]

Is that a brain I hear working on your end? That won't do, turn it off now. How can you dare to have a working brain there? That's illegal here!

Wonder how many people will come to you with a "But some people may still have not heard it because they didn't have their journals!" song.

[Written]

[moonlightoutlaw]

There will be a few, I'm sure.

I prefer to let natural selection run its course.

[Written]

[vipermirage]

Specially in a place where dead people return not long after. I don't see what's the problem with letting some die a stupid death if they are going to return. Maybe people are just scared of others actually learning stuff and getting a brain of their own.

[Written]

[moonlightoutlaw]

I think people are just bored and want an excuse for people to talk to them.

[Written -> Voice]

[meanandgreen]

[He doesn't normally respond to written posts, but Goroh, you're speaking his language. The following word is written huge, sloppily, and underlined furiously several times.]

THANKYOU

[Then he switches to voice because he's lazy.]

And people think I'm stupid. Sounds like the first thing people do is jam stuff in the holes, and then they got to tell the whole damn world about it. Morons.

[Voice]

[moonlightoutlaw]

There's two types of people in this world. Idiots and the people who get to make fun of them.

[Voice]

[meanandgreen]

But this's makin' it way too easy.

[Voice]

[moonlightoutlaw]

It doesn't always have to be challenging to be fun.

[written]

[book_of_chaos]

It's like people are going out of their way to open up the outlets and poke them.

And yeah, this isn't modern at all.

[written]

[moonlightoutlaw]

People just like the attention.

And tell me about it.

[written]

[book_of_chaos]

And second-degree burns, I guess.

But if we got technology like that, we'd probably have people losing hands in engines. Or disintegrating in warp drives.

[written]

[moonlightoutlaw]

I'd like to have my own ship to get off this rock, but I doubt they'll be so generous.

[voice]

[not_meatbuns]

You know, Mr. Goroh, for many people here, this is all still very new. Although I do wish more people would pay attention to the journals so they could learn not to touch the sockets...

...Maybe we should invest in child safety plugs for the less... modern residents.

[voice]

[moonlightoutlaw]

Nothing wrong with warnings. That Cid guy from the Repair Shop put out a handy warning and explanation. But it was the only one we needed.

[voice]

[not_meatbuns]

Apparently either people missed that warning, or they were just too curious for their own good.

...The clinic is going to be swamped with minor shocks and burns for a while, I'm sure.

[voice]

[moonlightoutlaw]

Or falling refrigerators.

[blackenedchaos]

If humans are so dumb as to stick their hands into a strange hole then they deserve what is coming to them. They will be back in a week and hopefully less pathetic.

[Yeah, not like he's seen these outlets, but hearing from others, it sounded like it would have been more fun without the warnings and to instead see people all kill themselves.]

[moonlightoutlaw]

They'll find some other way to be idiots.

[blackenedchaos]

They always do. But at least different ways keep them somewhat entertaining.

[moonlightoutlaw]

I'll be really disappointed if natural selection doesn't play its course this week.