[7] 4th Wall

[mooningurface]

Hey!

You want to try to get into the house, you have to go through me! Seriously, what's up with these people? Can't they find any other place to go bother?

Comments

[oni_pandemonium]

Are you strong?

[mooningurface]

I've fought ugly monsters before.

[oni_pandemonium]

I'm not ugly.

[mooningurface]

I didn't say that.

[mansae]

YOU ORIGINATED IN KOREA!

[mooningurface]

What the heck is a korea?

[mansae]

I'm Korea!

[mooningurface]

Weirdo.

I HAS A PIPE TOO! WE SHOULD FIGHT!!

[mini_mera]

{Or compare lengths like all boys do.

In any case, your warning sounds like a challenge to this little pirate. He wants nothing more but to get in your home and see what you're hiding from the masses. So he's just going to bust in a window with his staff MADE OF PIPING! Aaaaand have a look around.}

Bring it on! o/

[mooningurface]

[He hears that, and he's on his way back in side.]

H-Hey! That's cheating!

[Alright, who's the wise guy?]

CONSIDER IT BROUGHT o9

[mini_mera]

{Said wise guy hears you coming, thanks to your little outburst, and he presses himself against the wall near the door. A wicked grin twists over his expression as he whips his pipe at your gut.}