Know what I think would be great fun and potentially hilarious?

[moonborn]

A feminist retelling/crit of the Lord of the Rings wherein the dark hordes of Mordor are the dark hordes of femaleness, versing the 'we think we're so righteous' male Fellowship et al.

Because OMFG the Great Burning Eye in the Peter Jackson version looks like the Great Burning Vulva, amirite?

Vagina dentata eat your heart out.

Comments

[mooglosaurus]

OMG I laughed so loud I might've woken the kid up

LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[nickajordan]

It so has to be done. A future project, perhaps?