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[moolorie]

my little brother has a new live journal.
he is so freakin cool.
check it:

takeit4granted

(get it, cause his name is grat)

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[cakegoodfirebad]

I need a haircut, desperately.

I will offer the following wares in exchange for said haircut:
1)"Hate in Ya Eyes" by Chamillionaire
2)A loan of Freakonomics
3) Any one of the following:
a) Five (5) dollars, cash
b) One (1) meal-like foodstuff
c) One (1) free game of golf at Golfland*
d) The rights to all of the hair you cut off (I mean, you could use it to clone a bunch of Ed's whom you would no doubt force to do your bidding)
e) One (1) quicky marriage

*Free game would require me finding at least two other people who want to golf because the passes I have in my possession require for people to redeem them.

[takeit4granted]

You mean Grant

[moolorie]

yes i do