[Video]

[guyspeakbeaver]

Dee-vice! Hello dee-vice! Guy want talk Firion! Dee-vice shout Firion word please?

[The video feed's showing a whole lot of nothing in particular, the camera's pointed at the floor at Guy examines the skyphone to find its ears.]

Comments

[amorningglow]

[ Yuna's got her head tilted to the side, and she's... really confused. ]

[guyspeakbeaver]

...not Firion. Firion not shout lady word.

Guy know Firion! Lady know Firion, too? Who lady?

[amorningglow]

Firion is my friend. I'm Yuna!

[guyspeakbeaver]

Lady is Yuna? Lady is Yuna. Guy remember.

[Video]

[guyspeakbeaver]

Firion! Firion!

[GUY FEELS SO ACCOMPLISHED. PHONE IS SORT OF FIGURED OUT. Or at least he's figured out that shouting at the phone makes Firion talk to him.]

Guy- think! Guy think plan! Good plan!

[Video]

[guyspeakbeaver]

Other plan! Guy think other plan! Lady say can go home! Can go back Fynn! And- can take Minwu and Ricard back Fynn! Maria say- Maria say miss they!

[Y-yeah. Someone has to point out the flaws in this plan. Sorry, Firion.]

[Video]

[last_dragoon]

You don't need to shout at it, Guy.

[The poor kid really needs a lesson in using phones, doesn't he.]

[Video]

[guyspeakbeaver]

[Y-yes. Just a little.]

Ricard! Ricard! Guy talk Firion with dee-vice!

[SO PROUD OF HIMSELF.]

[Video]

[last_dragoon]

I'm not surprised. I'll bet everyone who knows Firion's talking to you now.

[Video]

[guyspeakbeaver]

Many people talk Guy!

[He sounds happy about this. He's learned that the louder he shouts, the more people tell him to be quiet. LIFE LESSONS HERE, LIFE LESSONS.]

[video]

[knowshermachina]

[There is a slightly bleary looking Al'bhed staring at her phone and rubbing at her eyes.]

Heey! You don't have to shout at it, ya know.

[Somebody was napping with her phone on, again. Oops.]

[video]

[guyspeakbeaver]

Dee-vice hear...even if quiet word?

[video]

[knowshermachina]

Even if you whisper. Really!

[She holds her phone up close to her face and talks really quiet.]

Like this, see?

[video]

[guyspeakbeaver]

[Guy is apparently impressed by this.]

Device shout quiet noise!

[dewdrop_pebbles]

[Mjrn winces. Such are the advantages of heightened hearing.]

Please, do not shout. There is no need.

[guyspeakbeaver]

But- but what if Firion not hear, dee-vice?

[dewdrop_pebbles]

He will; such is the magic of the sky phone. You need not shout for your voice to be heard.

[guyspeakbeaver]

Dee-vice is...magic?