The Legendary Hero Returns! Take Two...? [video]

[irontailed]

[The sound of battle boomed loudly through the speakers of the sky phone, no doubt startling a few listeners as an intense unseen battle waged. With the terrible screech of a dying fiend overcoming the sound of a blade ripping through flesh, the noise eventually ends. There was no visual to be had yet, but there was a voice…]Foul beast! It would

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[Voice]

[eidolon_soul]

[There's a heavy sigh on her end.]

...oh, wonderful.

[Voice]

[irontailed]

Hm?

[He's peering at the sky phone curiously. Did he just hear something? Nah! It's all in his head.]

Well, that is odd! This thing seems to be off.

[Voice]

[eidolon_soul]

...you don't remember arriving here yesterday, do you?

[Voice]

[irontailed]

I arrived here yesterday? How could that be? I wasn't even on the same world yesterday.

I was in Ivalice, miss.

[immortal_lion]

[Finally, a familiar face! You're a Qiqirn from the empire! Joy of joys, but sadly Rishfee's noticed you're... quite well spoken for one of those flea-bitten thieves.]

...Where did you learn to speak like that?

[irontailed]

[A Qiqirn? This poor man is going to be rather disappointed once he realizes Fratley is no Qiqirn.]

Hm? Ah, curiosity beckons you to speak! You must be one of the many Sky People who hail beyond our realm.

I hail from Burmecia, good sir. My education stems from my ancestral homeland.

[immortal_lion]

[Maybe, maybe not. Information seems it'd be cheaper if you're not one, anyway..
Have absolute brainbreak! You look like a qujirn. You probably smell like one. But. No, they can't speak like you. He's just stunned for the moment at your eloquence. A good time passes with him just... staring.]

Y-yes. I am.
There's a race on my world.. which looks just like you. But they can't speak like..

[Wow.]

I'm sorry. It's my mistake..

[video] well, this was an easy tag XD

[captain_rusty]

Sir Fratley! Freya will be overjoyed to learn of your return!