[mws-wide request fill; fic]

[sunflower_mynah]

Username: sunflower_mynah
Class: Black Mage
Title: Rumour Mill
Summary: Baron has a very active rumour mill. Kain disapproves.
Characters/Pairings: This is the Baron rumour mill. Kain/everyone. More officially: mentions of Kain/Cecil/Rosa and Kain/Barbariccia.
Word count: 451
Rating/warnings: PG.
A/N: For Z's MWS-wide request.

Comments

[zerrat]

Brb giggling like an immature schoolgirl at everything. Spear jokes. Extra training sessions. Cecil the Dark Knight being the devil. Hair jokes. THE THREESOME REFERENCE. Sorry, dying right now.

Also. Was the 'if you know what I mean' a reference to the current FFDQ? XD

Anyhow. LOVED IT and you are a scribely god among mortals, I hope you know that.

[sunflower_mynah]

/clearly five years old

As far as I'm concerned, spear jokes are mandatory when it's Kain and the rumour mill. And yes, it was totally a reference to the current FFDQ, because the timing was too good to pass up. XD

Glad you like!

[the_404_error]

Rofl, these are great... XD

[sunflower_mynah]

Glad to see you enjoyed it :D

[deadcellredux]

UM

WHAT IS THIS AMAZINGNESS

NAIL POLISH AND LONG HAIR AND NIGHTLY THREESOMES AND LUSTFUL LALI-HO WITH ROSA AS CENTERFOLD

OH HOW I WISH THIS WERE CANON

<3

Legit lolz. I love this.

[sunflower_mynah]

And in all this mess I forgot to add in a 'who tops?' joke, can you believe it?

♥ Glad you like. XD

[showyoursmile]

This is so beautiful omg. I find myself sorely disappointed to learn that the nightly threesome rumors are false. :( And Cecil's unholy touch, and the suggestion of pole-dancing Kain (suuuure it's untrue...spears are good for many a thing), of course the spear jokes in general, and Rosa's mad ressurecting skills, and Kain asking if she's bidding (xD), and Cecil/Kain "training sessions".....It's like Kain can read my mind or something.

But no seriously, fitting format, amusing stuff, loved it. <3

[sunflower_mynah]

Unfortunately, in this case, they are. (Although if this means you share my pairing preferences, this is A Good Thing. /cough)

Glad you liked! :D

[showyoursmile]

Sad day. (If your pairing preferences include Cecil/Rosa, Cecil/Kain, angsty Kain/Rosa, and/or Cecil/Kain/Rosa OT3, I've got you covered. ;3)

♥!

[sunflower_mynah]

I could've sworn I replied...

(They do. All of them.)

[shorlixa]

Because this definitely deserves praise. LOL-worthy!

[sunflower_mynah]

♥ Glad it made you laugh!