What a lactose.

[moodytuesday]

Semi was awesome. Numerous people were drunk and/or hot, and were therefore fun to laugh at and/or ogle and/or disassociate ourselves from as fast as possible before Mr. Morton got the idea that we were somehow connected. However: they didn't have drinks until two hours in. Not even water. It was terrible. When they finally brought in some water

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[anonymous]

just be like "noah is a terse, laconic young man"
that can be your whole profile
it represents his untalkativeness by being brief
see, i am a genuis

[moodytuesday]

Yeah, I could spread it out over four pages. Two words per page. In between, I could put pictures of him playing chess.