a golf pencil falls out of your hair in the shower

so jason and i made a list of recent things we've noticed in our lives; they are ways one can tell if he is currently unemployed. not broke--unemployed ( Read more... )

so today i thought about alexa and did some math. it turns out that i haven't seen her in two years. That is a long time. The last time I talked to her was after my first year in school when i was working at CBS, and even at the time, we hadn't really been very close in some time; now i'm not even in school. I invited her to a party though, and ( Read more... )

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)HighLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ModerateLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 ( Read more... )

who doesn't update now missy?!

so i'm putting off work by updating ( Read more... )

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So there is this guy, professor biddle. biddle is not a professor really. He is in charge of the edit suites and i believe he is going for his PhD in political science ( Read more... )

of course i HAVE been called by the bank -- me taking the quiz is not really accurate because i made it.

Things are different for you, but not a problem.
You parents help you at times, and you've
probably never been called by a bank asking
where your last payment was.

How Ghetto has your Undergraduate Experience Made You?
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