Donut Bastards

[moobie]

A pox upon whoever decided it was a good idea to bring boxes of fresh (but not hot, unfortunately) Krispy Kremes to work today.

Because, y'know, they tied me down and made me eat that glazed donut with chocolate icing.

Honest.

I think I got glaze chunks in my sweater.

*blorf*

Comments

[dolce_diva]

I also hate the post-donut feeling. It rivals the post-caffeine or even -[other stimulants] feeling for sheer hopelessness and despair. Only a human being could ever have conceived of making a ring of complex carbohydrates, dropping it in a vat of boiling animal fat, allowing it to "cook" in such a way, digging it out, coating it in a layer of sugar, frosting it, and serving it as food. Only humanity could take the former and manifest multiple billion-dollar franchises whose sole responsibility it is to repeat the process.

We are clearly an evolutionary disaster.

[zimbra1006]

I just thought you should know, ever since reading your post I've been craving Krispy Kremes all day. Then, miraculously, the regular cookies at 3 PM Wednesday coffee hour were replaced by Krispy Kremes today! That has never happened before. I was so excited. Normally I could have resisted, maybe, but since I'd been fantasizing about donuts all day long it was impossible. :p