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[monstevr]

Earlier, I had an idea: depending on the means, when you teleport/are summoned/harpoon your consciousness diagonally across six-dimensional temporal space, you only take with you what you identify with to a certain extent. A lot of people wake up naked because they didn't identify with their clothes enough to take their clothes with them. That's

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[spindlegold]

Would I end up with two gaping bleeding holes in my chest?

[spindlegold]

Wait. But what if this is what happens when you die? So all the good Christians, for instance, actually join some kind of massive God-consciousness. And pharohs from ancient Egypt show up with a badass ton of loot. And hardcore Buddhists just cease to exist. Or something.

[monstevr]

I don't know about gaping bleeding. You might just wind up with a flat chest. Weigh how much you believe that you would having the gaping bleeding vs. how much you want to have a flat chest, and then calculate which is more likely for your subconscious mind to manifest. Or you could concentrate really hard.

[monstevr]

Oh, that reminds me. This might not be the place to ask, and if it is let me know and I'll screen this. Where do you get 32DDDD bras? Do you still have yours? Can I buy them off you? Is wearing someone else's bras a weird thing that no one other than Eva and Shelby would dare to do?

[monstevr]

I'm sort of impressed with livejournal's abject willingness to make fun of the lowest common denominator of its user base:

I'm sorry, you've reached a page that I cannot find. I'm really sorry about this. It's kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can't even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I'm just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can't even do that! I suck. Please don't be mad, I'll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You're probably all like, "Man, LiveJournal's webserver sucks. It can't even get me where I want to go." I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my CPU...no that's ok...how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where's my admin? I can't run self-diagnostics on myself. It's so boring in this datacenter. It's the same thing everyday. Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're looking for...goodbye cruel world!