You know what I just realized?

[monster_grrrl]

They turned on the Large Hadron Collider on Wednesday, my birthday, a.k.a. Day of Shittiness. Clearly it was me who took the fall so that the universe didn't collapse.

You are welcome, guys.

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[poopsnail]

yes they turned it on, they fired one stream one way then one stream the other way.. it's not til nov or dec that they will actually begin experiments in collisions and thus there really is no chance of the world ending before then.

[monster_grrrl]

Don't cross the streams!

[compasspoints]

the planet, and all your humble brethren on it, thank you for taking the hit.
i offer tea and something sweet as a token of our affections.

[monster_grrrl]

I thank you. I only wish I had prepared myself better.

Can I take you up on tea and sweetness in person? How's your Sunday morning?

[monster_grrrl]

Aw, you are teh sweetness.

Next birthday, though, I'm totally taking a selfish day. I think I deserve it.