What sort of muggle magic is this?

[monsieurprewett]

Many's the time I've been whapped upside the head with a colourful hex during battle, on occassion waking three days later with claws where fingers ought to be or suchlike. This is new

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[hex_you_up]

...........You're my mum's dead brother.

[hex_you_up]

He's sort of the reason behind the whole thing. Personally I prefer pastries.

Oh certainly! And no, it's not at all, I've become quite good at Apparating large distances in the last year. You'll have to come to Tokyo sometime though, it's loads of fun and also you can harass Light which I'm sure he won't enjoy a bit but I most definitely will.

[monsieurprewett]

Behind what thing? Surely not the second war?

Of course you do, love. So did your mum, always. I know of just the place, still in business and all that.

Sounds brilliant! I harass better than most. Light must be your husband, then, mollysprog? Odd name for a bloke, but you're a grown girl, you know what you like no doubt.

There in an instant.

[hex_you_up]

Er. In a manner of speaking? It's rather more complicated than that though.

Well, he's Japanese, obviously, it's rather more a romanisation. He's really absolutely wonderful.

Where should I meet you, then?

[monsieurprewett]

Ta for the chat, mollysprog. The heart failure as well.

Yours, next time?

[hex_you_up]

Which I still say is entirely your fault, love.

Certainly! You should come by sometime when Light's home, I'm sure he'd be pleased to meet you.

[monsieurprewett]

It's in delicate condition is all. Having recently started up after such a long pause.

Ah, and I should like to see who my new neice has tied up with.

[hex_you_up]

Still your fault.

Oh, yes, and the exhaustive questioning told you nothing at all! XD

[monsieurprewett]

You've no pity for an old man?

I'm the curious sort!

[hex_you_up]

Not even a bit, as I somehow doubt you're any older than my husband.

I think it runs in the family.

[monsieurprewett]

Fifty-seven, which is old enough!

Oh, it does.

[hex_you_up]

Chronologically, yes. In actual years you've lived, no.

[monsieurprewett]

Devil in the details, love.

[hex_you_up]

Said devil makes me right and you know it.

[monsieurprewett]

Bit of a grey area, innit?

[hex_you_up]

Except for the part where I'm still right.