Ugh, I just wrote my story for the paper this week whilst drunk. Ugh. They should fire me. Hopefully they will. I'm going back to bed and hoping I don't throw up later. Uggggh.
Jill. What the hell, you alkie. Next time you're drunk and you need to sober up, do some crack. (I'll hook you up when you hit the Chocolate City.) Downer + Upper = AWAKE! Conversely, next time you find yourself in the depths of a heroin binge, do some coke. It'll make your pupils look normal and perk you up enough to finish that newspaper article!
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But at least I got lots of sleep.
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You'll be fine, no worries ;)
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