Alright, kids.

[monkiedude]

I have a buttcrack-of-dawn flight to Chicago tomorrow and am armed with s1 of Merlin, which I have never watched. (other fandom faves I have never watched: Alias, Dollhouse, Angel, Firefly, SGA...GO ON, JUDGE.) Also two WIPs for Inception I'm trying to finish which, shit, I have to go grab online and save on my laptop

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[epistolic]

I'd defs read kid-fic if it's done well. I remember there was one some time ago with Neal Caffries as the kid? I loved that one. So do write it! I'm sure yours will be fab. ♥

[monkiedude]

Oh, yay! One for the plus column. You are so sweet. ♥.

[helenish]

ARTHUR FINDS A BABY.

[a pause while I lie down and take a rest.]

Arthur finds a baby. I imagine a job going sideways and Arthur with his hands covered in blood, holding a dying woman's hand and promising, promising to take care of her baby and Arthur, later, holding the baby under his coat, Winnie-the-Pooh diaper bag* slung over his immaculate suit, moving quickly through a crowded train station.

*Obviously once Arthur starts buying clothes for the baby he does not choose to use licensed character items.

ARTHUR FINDS A BABY. Eames says, "Well you're not really going to KEEP the thing are you--is that it? Look at it! It's so little! Look at its fingers, they're so little!"

ARTHUR FINDS A BABY and is forced to endure Cobb's awful parenting advice over his bluetooth headset while changing a diaper.

[monkiedude]

Well, CLEARLY I need to hire you to write this for me.

ARTHUR FINDS A BABY and his sister sends him the extra lightweight BabyBjorn she got from her well-meaning in-laws and Eames calls him "Kanga" for a week.

[helenish]

oh my goodness, don't even get me started on Arthur + babywearing. I thought at first that he might be sort of a Beco sort of dude, but you can buy cashmere baby slings that are $349 from here, and they also have charcoal grey silk, which is probably more Arthur's speed

[anatsuno]

ARTHUR FINDS A BABY.

Clearly you TOTALLY SHOULD write this. I am already addicted.

[bookshop]

I WOULD READ ARTHUR FINDS A BABY FIC SO HARD.

also, this tweet is probably relevant to your interests:

"shit, i just found a baby," said arthur, holding it up by one leg. "let's sell it," said eames. THE END

:D

[monkiedude]

Ahahahah oh Eames you KIDDER. :)

[anatsuno]

PLS FOR TO WRITE THIS STORY. THERE IS A MARKET, ABSOLUTELY. I AM IT.

[monkiedude]

HAHAHA! If I can't sell Helen on it, I may have to. ♥

[resplendissante]

ok, so, I should not even be on LJ at work except that I literally have nothing to do but waste time on the Burberry website ordering late Christmas gifts for clients, BUT, Arthur kidfic, how is that even a question. Admittedly, kidfic makes me really happy, but Arthur finding a baby is the best thing I have heard all week.

[monkiedude]

BURBERRY. Okay, is it wrong to be happy about moving to London JUST for the Burberry access? Probably.

HE FINDS A BABY. FINDS a BAAAAAAAABY.