[Fanfic] Meitantei Kame - Who Tried to Kill Jin?

Jun 05, 2008 19:55

            Hari itu terlihat seperti hari-hari lainnya. Di sela-sela syuting Cartoon KAT-TUN, anggota KAT-TUN menikmati makan siang yang telah dimasakkan oleh Horikita Maki sebelumnya. Maru mengambilkan kotak-kotak berisi makanan untuk anggota KAT-TUN yang lainnya. Seperti biasanya, sambil bersenda gurau mereka menikmati makanan tersebut.

“Ukhh……” Jin mengerang kesakitan.

“Kenapa, Jin?” tanya Kame dengan khawatir. Jin tidak menjawab. Ia terjatuh dari kursi dan terlihat sangat kesakitan.

“Panggil paramedis! Panggil ambulance! Panggil madam Pomfrey!!!” teriak Junno. (keterangan: madam Pomfrey adalah salah seorang suster di film kesukaan Junno, Harry Potter) Ueda pun memukul kepala Junno karena kesal dengan leluconnya itu.

Setelah paramedis datang, Jin pun dibawa ke klinik di studio, Koki yang khawatir juga ikut menemani Jin. Crew yang lain tak bisa berkata apa-apa, mereka hanya bisa memandang kepergian Jin.

“Huh!” teriak Kame memecahkan kesunyian sambil menggebrak meja. “Siapa yang berani membunuh Jin?” lanjut Kame lagi.

“Umm, Jin belum meninggal,” bisik Junno. “Oh ya, maksudku siapa yang berani-beraninya mencoba membunuh Jin?” teriak Kame lagi. Seluruh crew tampak sunyi, tak terdengar satu suara pun.

“Baiklah, karena si kriminal tidak mau mengaku, maka aku MEITANTEI KAME akan memecahkan kasus ini!” kata Kame penuh percaya diri. Crew lain hanya bisa menyaksikan Kame bertindak seperti Meitantei Kindaichi. . (keterangan: Kindaichi adalah sosok detektif yang diperankan Kame di Kindaichi Shonen no Jikenbo)

“Mula-mula, Maki-san, kau yang membuat makanan-nya kan?” tanya Kame. “Umm.. ya,” sahut Maki. “Maka kamu merupakan tersangka pertama dalam kasus ini!” tuduh Kame. Maki yang kebingungan hanya bisa diam. “Lalu Maru, kaulah yang membawakan makanan ini buat kita kan?” tanya Kame lagi. “Ya,” sahut Maru. “Maka kamu juga tersangka dalam kasus ini!” lanjut Kame.

“Tunggu, tunggu, Kame,” sambung Maru. “Ya?” tanya Kame. “Buat apa aku mencoba membunuh Jin? Terus, buat apa Maki-san mencoba membunuh Jin?” lanjut Maru. “Uh, ya, itu…” jawab Kame perlahan, “aku tahu!” teriakan Kame sekali lagi memecahkan kesunyian studio, seluruh isi studio tersentak oleh teriakan Kame itu.

“Maru, kamu mencoba membunuh Jin karena…” kata Kame perlahan, “kamu iri sama Jin!” teriak Kame. “Heh?” sahut Maru sambil memajukan mulutnya dan memasang wajah terheran-heran.

“Lalu, Maki-san,” sambung Kame lagi, “kamu mencoba membunuh Jin karena…” kata Kame perlahan lagi, “kamu ditolak Jin kan?” teriak Kame lagi. Seluruh isi studio menjadi hening. “A-a-apa itu benar Maki-san?” tanya Junno. Sebelum Maki sempat menjawab, Ueda sudah memukul Junno lagi untuk kedua kalinya. “Bodoh amat sih, nggak mungkin begitu kan?” kata Ueda. Maki tidak menjawab, hanya mengangguk.

Kame mulai berkeliling set tempat kejadian. Ia mengeluarkan kaca pembesarnya dan mulai menyelidiki di sekitar tempat Jin terjatuh. Ia menemukan serbuk-serbuk putih berkilauan di dekat kotak makan Jin, ia mengambilnya perlahan-lahan dan mencium serbuk itu. Tiba -tiba ia mendekati Maru, ia merogoh kantong baju Maru dan menemukan sebuah botol berisi serbuk - serbuk putih mirip dengan yang ditemukan Kame tadi.

“Bingo!” kata Kame memecahkan kesunyian. “Seluruh teka-teki telah terpecahkan,” sambung Kame lagi meniru Meitantei Kindaichi.

“Pembunuhnya adalah…”lanjut Kame pelan, “NAKAMARU YUICHI!” teriak Kame sambil menunjuk Maru. “Hah?” kata Maru sambil menunjuk dirinya sendiri. Junno pun berbisik kepada Kame, “Jin belum meninggal.” Kame yang merasa malu lalu menjawab, “A-a-aku tahu itu! Kau pikir aku bodoh ya?”

“Nah, Maru, Mula-mula kamu berpura-pura baik dan mengambilkan makanan untuk kami semua,” kata Kame menjelaskan. “Tapi saat kamu mengambilkan makanan itu, kamu memasukkan racun ini ke dalam kotak makanan Jin!” lanjut Kame sambil menunjuk botol kecil milik Maru itu. “Ka-ka-kame, botol itu bukan…” kata Maru membela diri, “Jangan menyangkal Maru!” sela Kame.

Kame memanggil security dan menyuruh mereka menangkap Maru. Ueda mencoba memberitahu Kame, “Kame, kurasa kamu …”

“Terlalu pintar, kan?” jawab Kame. Ueda hanya bisa menutup muka sambil menggeleng-gelengkan kepalanya.

Sementara itu Maru yang merasa dirinya tidak bersalah berteriak-teriak saat ditangkap oleh security. “Aku tidak membunuh Jin!” teriak Maru. Seisi studio berbisik-bisik membicarakan Maru. “Ih, koq bisa gitu sih,” kata salah seorang crew.

Tiba-tiba Koki datang berlari dengan tergopoh-gopoh. “Semua…” kata Koki sambil terengah-engah. “Jin sudah…” sambung Koki lagi.

“Sudah MENINGGAL???” teriak Kame menyela ucapan Koki. Seluruh isi studio menjadi tegang, mereka tidak mengira bahwa Jin akan meninggal secepat itu.

“Jin sudah bangun bodoh!” kata Koki lagi. “Oh…” kata seluruh crew serentak. Mereka menjadi lega karena Jin tidak jadi meninggal.

“Jadi, apa sebenarnya akibat Jin terjatuh dan kesakitan tadi?” tanya Ueda. “Racun kan, racun kan?” tanya Kame antusias. “Siapa yang bilang Jin teracuni?” tanya Koki. Seluruh crew menunjuk Kame. “Maru yang meracuni Jin, kan?” tanya Junno. Plak! Ueda memukul kepala Junno lagi. “Makanya aku sudah bilang nggak mungkin, kan?” sambung Ueda.

Koki menghela napas. Ia berkata lagi, “Jin itu tadi jatuh kesakitan karena ini,” Koki mengeluarkan sebuah benda yang mengejutkan. Tulang ayam! “Dia itu tadi tersedak ini,” sambung Koki sambil menunjuk tulang ayam yang cukup besar itu.

“Aku bilang apa, aku tidak mungkin membunuh siapa-siapa,” teriak Maru marah. Kame hanya bisa melongo. Seluruh crew tertawa keras karena kejadian itu, wajah Kame yang malu pun memerah.

Yah, pada akhirnya kasus ini pun terselesaikan dengan baik dan Jin pun terselamatkan, walaupun Kame pun malu setengah mati karena telah menuduh Maru dan Maki se-enaknya sendiri. Dan ya, seperti yang sebagian dari kalian telah pikirkan, bubuk putih berkilauan di dalam botol milik Maru itu adalah glitter. Glitter itu digunakan supaya rambutnya bisa berkilauan. I’ll see you in another case of MEITANTEI KAME!

Meitantei Kame

Who Tried to Kill Jin?

That day looked like another day. In the middle of Cartoon KAT-TUN shooting, the members of KAT-TUN enjoyed the meals that were already cooked by Horikita Maki before, their guest for the episode. Maru took the meal box for the other KAT-TUN member.

“Ukh…” Jin suddenly moans.

“What’s wrong, Jin?” asked Kame anxiously. Jin didn’t answer. He fell from his chair and looked so painful.

“Call paramedics! Call ambulance! Call madam Pomfrey!!” yelled Junno. (Note: madam Pomfrey is one of the nurses in the movie Harry Potter which is Junno’s favorite) Ueda hit Junno’s head because of his unfunny joke.

After the paramedics came, Jin brought to the clinic in the studio, along with the anxious Koki accompanying Jin. The other crew couldn’t say a thing; they can only watch.

“Huh!” yelled the mad Kame while he hit the table. He broke the silence in the studio. “Who dare to kill Jin?” continued Kame again. “Umm, Jin hasn’t died yet,” whisper Junno. “Oh, what I mean was who dared try to kill Jin?” cried Kame again. All the crews seems silent, there wasn’t a single voice heard.

“Okay then, because the criminal won’t confess, I, MEITANTEI KAME, will solve this case!” cried Kame confidently. Others can only watch him acting like Detective Kindaichi (Note: Kindaichi is a detective role that Kame played in Kindaichi Shonen no Jikenbo)

“Now, Maki-san, you were the one who made these meals, right?” asked Kame. “Umm, yes,” Maki answered. “So, you are the first suspect in this case!” accused Kame. The confused Maki can only stand quietly. “And Maru,” continued Kame, “you were the one who brought the meal for us, right?” asked Kame again. “Yes,” answered Maru confusedly. “So, you are suspect number two in this case!” continued Kame.

“Wa-wa-wait, Kame!” cried Maru. “Huh?” asked Kame. “Now, why would I try to kill Jin? And why in the hell would Maki-san try to kill Jin?” ask Maru unstoppably.

“Uh, yeah, that’s…” said Kame softly. “I know!” cried Kame. His voice once again broke the silence in the studio.

“Maru, you tried to kill Jin because…” said Kame, “you were envious of him!” cried Kame. “Heh?” said Maru while he was making a greatly-amazed-face.

“And then Maki-san,” continued Kame again, “you tried to kill Jin because…” said Kame softly again, “you were rejected by Jin, right?” yelled Kame again.

The whole studio became silent again. “I-i-is it right Maki-san?” asked Junno. Before Maki answered, Ueda had already hit Junno’s head again. “Baka, how could that even possible?” said Ueda. Maki didn’t answer, she just nodded.

Kame started to go around the set where the ‘crime’ happened. He picked his magnifier and started investigate the crime scene. Suddenly, he found white sparkling powder spread near Jin’s meal box, he took it slowly, and smells it. He slowly walked towards Maru, he dive into Maru’s pocket and he found a bottle full of white-sparkling powder just like the one he found before.

“Bingo!” cried Kame break the silence again, “all the puzzle has been solved,” said Kame impersonating Meitantei Kindaichi (again).

“And the killer was… “Said Kame softly, “NAKAMARU YUICHI!” yelled Kame while he pointed Maru. “Huh?” said Maru while he pointed himself. Junno then whispered to Kame, “Umm, Kame, Jin hasn’t died yet.” The embarrass Kame then answered quickly, “O-o-of course I know that, do you think I’m stupid?”

“Now, Maru, at first you were acting nice and took us the meal box,” said Kame explaining. “But when you took that meal box, you put this poison to Jin’s meal box!” continued Kame with pointing at Maru’s bottle. “Ka-ka-kame, that bottle is not…” said Maru defending himself, “Don’t you dare deny it!” said Kame.

Kame then called the security and told them to arrest Maru. Ueda tried to tell Kame, “Kame, I think you’re…”

“Too smart, aren’t I?” Kame answered. Ueda can only cover his face using his hand and shake his head.

Meanwhile, Maru who didn’t feel like he did anything wrong, yelled when he got arrested demanding the security to release him. The whole studio was whispering about Maru. “How could he do something like that?” said one of the crew.

Suddenly Koki came running hurriedly. “Minna…” Koki gasped out. “Jin… has already…” said Koki again.

“He’s DEAD???” asked Kame curiously. The atmosphere full of tense is back in the studio. Again, there’s not even one voice could be heard, they never thought that Jin could pass away that fast.

“Jin’s already woke up, you idiot!” cried Koki. “Oh…” said all the crew at once. They feel relieved when they know Jin’s okay.

“So, what actually caused Jin looked so painful back then?” asked Ueda curiously. “Poison right? Poison right?” asked Kame enthusiastic. “Who said Jin was poisoned?” answered Koki. The whole crew pointed at Kame. “Maru poisoned Jin, right?” asked Junno. Plak! Ueda hit Junno’s head again. “That’s why I said it’s not possible, right?” said Ueda.

Koki said, “Jin’s painful look was because of this.” Koki pulled out a shocking thing. It was a chicken bone! “He choked because of this,” continued Koki while pointing at the bone.

“I’ve told you, I didn’t kill anyone,” cried Maru. Kame can only gawk. The whole crew laughs loudly when they heard the truth, even the quiet Maki laugh. Kame’s face became red, he felt so embarrass.

Well, at the end this case was solved and Jin is ‘saved’, even though Kame got really embarrass because of his accusation to Maru and Maki. And yes, like what some of you have thought, the sparkly white powder was actually glitter.  Maru used it for his hair so that it could look sparkling. Okay then, I’ll see you in another episode of MEITANTEI KAME!

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