"The Death Test"

[monkeysugarmama]

Someone who read my

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[lacombe]

Egad, but that's disturbing.

[monkeysugarmama]

But did you take it? You might live longer than you expect!

I beat you! :-)

[lacombe]

DEAD AT 78

[lacombe]

Hey- were you thinking of friending me back? I don't want to go where I'm not wanted, and I'm wondering if I put you in an uncomfortable position.

[xo_kizzy_xo]

Heh, mine said I'd be dead at 75 from a heart attack, which actually makes sense since a lot of people in my family died of the same.

Lovely.

[monkeysugarmama]

75 is pretty good!

My second most likely reason was "hardened bowels" which sounds both disgusting and painful.

[monkeysugarmama]

I might have added a few years if I'd been dishonest about my fast food eating habits.

Also, I have eaten "meals that cost less than a dollar" fairly frequently lately. Kraft Easy Mac is just 84 cents a cup and makes a tasty lunch...I am so ashamed.

[monkeysugarmama]

I have to feed the kiddos when they are at the library all day and I have a teeny office "kitchen" with a mini-fridge, a micro-microwave and a sink the size of a paperback novel.

It's rough to prepare much besides bologna and cheese sandwiches and the Easy Mac in there!

I just try to appease myself with the fact they only get it two lunches a week (Friday is pizza day from the parlor on the corner) and that I am not just throwing cheeseburgers and fries at them (which my husband does on his days off, aargh!)

I have to start working out again. I stopped in December when things got busy, got hired to work full time in January and since then haven;t made it back to the gym. My ass is starting to look like a cafeteria tray.

Kickass icon, btw :) Sendak is a god.

[desert_rose]

Ugh! I can't do this test.

I guess I'm not doing as well as I thought.